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The Strength of Joe Sampson

by Y12 · 9/26/2011

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Cougs_Rule
Sampson and hadley should be starting. Love that Corby has paid his dues. But if he is well versed in the D, let him come in and sub for one of these guys as needed.
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BerliNY
FYI, Joe Sampson IS the biblical Samson. Perhaps he thought that adding a 'p' to the middle of his last name would throw us off the scent but no such luck. Sure it took some time at in the JC ranks but he finally got is HC issues worked out.



PS Has anyone actually read the bible story recently? Dude would've fit in at UMiami.
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bigbluepuma
Love having him on our team. He is an asset, for sure. Seems to be a genetic thing. :)
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tmoney35
Great article. He's definitely made a believer out of me
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scott715
Give him a jaw bone and send him in on a blitz. I wonder how many philistimes he can get?
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ABYUFAN
scott715 wrote:
Give him a jaw bone and send him in on a blitz. I wonder how many philistimes he can get?

Not just ANY jawbone... the jawbone of a Ute ;)
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Cougs_Rule
an ass, not a sheep. you mixed your metaphoric allusion. the ute is the philistine--at least according to the score of the game.
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ABYUFAN
dmcougar wrote:
an ass, not a sheep. you mixed your metaphoric allusion. the ute is the philistine--at least according to the score of the game.

Funny, all the Utes I know are asses, not philistines... oh wait..they're actually both. So he could beat a Ute with his OWN jawbone ;)
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Cougs_Rule
lmao (ars)
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scott715
What would a Ute bone look like? A twisted mass of confusion.
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Cougs_Rule
Can we please keep it clean? this is a family board.
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vancouvercougar
He would be stronger but BYU makes him cut his hair. :lol: :lol:
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ABYUFAN
dmcougar wrote:
Can we please keep it clean? this is a family board.

We're only using language found in holy writ... :whistle:
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SpiffCoug
ABYUFAN wrote:
Can we please keep it clean? this is a family board.

We're only using language found in holy writ... :whistle:

Don't make us "drive [you] as [we] would a dumb ass."



Mosiah 21:3
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Brayden Green
SpiffCoug wrote:
dmcougar wrote:
Can we please keep it clean? this is a family board.

We're only using language found in holy writ... :whistle:

Don't make us "drive [you] as [we] would a dumb ass."



Mosiah 21:3


talk about someone kicking "against the pricks"



Acts 9:5-6
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Brayden Green
Now the name of the brother of Lib was called Shiz. And it came to pass that Shiz pursued after Coriantumr, and he did overthrow many cities, and he did slay both women and children, and he did burn the cities.



Ether 14:17



(Note to kids, don't go burning cities and slaying women and children or else your name will be used as an acceptable substitute for swear words.)
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SpiffCoug
BlueIsBetter wrote:
Now the name of the brother of Lib was called Shiz. And it came to pass that Shiz pursued after Coriantumr, and he did overthrow many cities, and he did slay both women and children, and he did burn the cities.



Ether 14:17



(Note to kids, don't go burning cities and slaying women and children or else your name will be used as an acceptable substitute for swear words.)

This is very good advice for anyone.
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Ddawg
Very good stuff. Gets me psyched up for USU!
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byucougar1
Actually, the exclamations of Coriantumr have been corrupted in their present day form by the Utes. If one were to seek their original meaning, it would read something like this,



"Oh Shiz, that thou wert more holy Shiz, what, thee Shiz, has happened, Ah, Shiz, thy scent has went forth upon the face of the land! Thou hast stirred the people to anger and thy people are full of Shiz. And great were the lamentations of the wives and children because of his actions, and they couldn't take anymore of this Shiz. And Shiz fell upon the cities, and great and terrible was the fall. On the morrow, Shiz happened, to fall upon Coriantumr, but he prevailed, and beat the great Shiz, out of him and his presence. And when the Shiz head was cut off, Shiz fell and was no more.



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