Sir Mix A Lot gives us internet gold

This is one of the funniest things I have read in a LONG time on the internet.



This is how it begins:

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health.



And sprung. You also get sprung.

And it continues. I haven't expanded all the posts, so don't hold me accountable for any off-color stuff.....it is a Mix-Alot song and theme, so I am sure there are some lurking in there.



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