Michele Bachmann officially announces that she is running for president...again.
DirecTV realizes a continual downward trend in subscription renewals in the state of Utah.
Dish Networks celebrates having never added the Mtn.
Tom Holmoe announces that there will not be a parade today.
Bill Clinton announces that he lived within the standards of the honor code during his presidency, he is still debating about the actual definition of the words "the" and "code"...and "honor".
Bronco will quote a scripture.