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Happy Divorce Day!!!

by Lawboy · 6/30/2011

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Lawboy
Today is officially the last day of the marriage between BYU and the MWC. At 11:59:59, the divorce becomes final. Has anyone inf the Church or at BYU ever been so happy to see a divorce happening? I dare say not.



Enjoy the last day of the marriage CCers. Go out a rack up a huge bill on our soon to be ex's credit cards. Just kidding, of course. But do be glad that this union is about to end.
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Guest
I say we file a restraining order for abuse as soon as the divorce goes through!
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Lawboy
Eh, no restraining order is needed. The MWC is like crabs in a bucket. When 1 tries to elevate itself, the rest will just pull them down. They restrain themselves.
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BYULV
Lawboy wrote:
Eh, no restraining order is needed. The MWC is like crabs in a bucket. When 1 tries to elevate itself, the rest will just pull them down. They restrain themselves.


They apparently never heard cougarbib's advice that "a rising tide lifts all boats". ;)



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Cougarbib
BYULV wrote:
Eh, no restraining order is needed. The MWC is like crabs in a bucket. When 1 tries to elevate itself, the rest will just pull them down. They restrain themselves.


They apparently never heard cougarbib's advice that "a rising tide lifts all boats". ;)



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Problem is they are landlocked - no tide to rise unless Hawaii and SDSU catch a wave. Actually, the MWC will surive due to another Bibster principle. WHen a vacuum is created - something will fill it. THe vacuum has definitely been created by BYU, TCU, and Utah leaving. BSU will fill in for one of those teams. Someone else wil fare better than they have in the past now that they do not have to take a beating from the Big 3 every year.



Note when ASU left the WAC with AZ how BYU became the next ASU and Utah became the next AZ metaphorically. AFA made a run at times. Huge vacuum. BSU will continue to do well. UNR, SDSU, UH, FSU, AFA, - best candidates to step up. One or two will step up simply due to it just got EASIER in the MWC to win.
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CAFB_04-12
Will BYUtv carry a presser live today?
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blue42
Lawboy wrote:
Eh, no restraining order is needed. The MWC is like crabs in a bucket. When 1 tries to elevate itself, the rest will just pull them down. They restrain themselves.


Also remember if all the crabs are in the bucket and one dies it gives off a poison that will kill all the other crabs around it. That is probably a pretty fitting analogy for the mwc.
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scott715
I didn't know divorce could be so sweet.
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Lawboy
I do, but that is another story completely.... :)
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CAFB_04-12
blue42 wrote:
Eh, no restraining order is needed. The MWC is like crabs in a bucket. When 1 tries to elevate itself, the rest will just pull them down. They restrain themselves.


Also remember if all the crabs are in the bucket and one dies it gives off a poison that will kill all the other crabs around it. That is probably a pretty fitting analogy for the mwc.


The MWC had crabs???
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urroner
CAFB_04-12 wrote:
Lawboy wrote:
Eh, no restraining order is needed. The MWC is like crabs in a bucket. When 1 tries to elevate itself, the rest will just pull them down. They restrain themselves.


Also remember if all the crabs are in the bucket and one dies it gives off a poison that will kill all the other crabs around it. That is probably a pretty fitting analogy for the mwc.


The MWC had crabs???


Dude, didn't you learn anything about tenses in English? You would have been correct asking "The MWC has crabs??????"



Of course, the answer is "YES!!!!!" If you go around, trying to screw everything you think you can, something is going to happen.



The way things are going, the MWC is going to end up getting the CHAGS.
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Ddawg
hawkwing wrote:
I say we file a restraining order for abuse as soon as the divorce goes through!


Along with the restraining Order, can we request a police escort. Many times the party that got "dumped" becomes unstable & violent. Is the Fat Lady singing now?

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