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This Just In--of bad Bankers and American Wannabes

by BoiseBYU · 5/16/2011

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BoiseBYU
International Monetary Fund leader arrested on rape charges. Not minimizing the seriousness of the alleged crime, but when I think of Investment Banker, "financial rapist" is about the first term that comes to my mind at least....



Apparently Bin Laden spent his day sat in front of a television with a remote, in a million dollar mansion, watching TV and being waited upon. So the dude was ranting on about American at the same time he was trying to live his version of the American dream...?!?



And US officials claim Bin Laden had porn in his mansion. So what will they find next? Viagra? Oh wait...they did...Who thought Homer Simpson was a caricature of Bin Laden?
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snoscythe
A large, uneducated black woman started talking to me on the train this morning about the President of France. As she relayed the story, the President-of-France-to-be (she said he was elected but was just waiting for his license) tried to rape a maid while he was wearing a $3,000 suit and now he wasn't going to be the President of France. I was confused as all get out, because I hadn't heard anything about this, and I had no idea why she thought his wardrobe was so relevant. Then I got to the office and pulled up the news and read the details about the IMF guy. He was staying in a $3,000 a night suite, and I don't think he got enough votes in France to oust Sarkozy. Her facts were only slightly better than those of a Utah-based sports radio host.
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tmoney35
snoscythe wrote:
A large, uneducated black woman started talking to me on the train this morning about the President of France. As she relayed the story, the President-of-France-to-be (she said he was elected but was just waiting for his license) tried to rape a maid while he was wearing a $3,000 suit and now he wasn't going to be the President of France. I was confused as all get out, because I hadn't heard anything about this, and I had no idea why she thought his wardrobe was so relevant. Then I got to the office and pulled up the news and read the details about the IMF guy. He was staying in a $3,000 a night suite, and I don't think he got enough votes in France to oust Sarkozy. Her facts were only slightly better than those of a Utah-based sports radio host.


Sounds like you had a run with :utard: student/graduate
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