Exclusive House on Market

Available for sale, deluxe multimillion dollar home.



Amenities include:



Privacy! 18 foot walls will keep peeping toms out



Security! Just down the road from Pakistan's premier military academy. You won't see any ruffians in this neighborhood!



Service! Prompt, effective personal courier service available upon demand.



Size! Home configured for large families and multiple spouses even!



Needs:



A little spackling and whitewash needed on some walls



Broken helicopter in yard, but it could turn into cool jungle gym for the kids!



No internet service at this time (but see courier service amenity above)

Valued by American 'experts' at $1 million.....true market value about $250,000.



And people wonder how we managed to inflate such a massive real estate bubble.



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Bin Laden wanted to run, but his house was upside down and he couldn't afford to sell.

hawkwing wrote:
Bin Laden wanted to run, but his house was upside down and he couldn't afford to sell.

LOL! Or he had a certain ballon payment looming and could not get through to talk to someone about changing the deal....

BoiseBYU wrote:

Bin Laden wanted to run, but his house was upside down and he couldn't afford to sell.

LOL! Or he had a certain ballon payment looming and could not get through to talk to someone about changing the deal....

Don't even get me started about balloon payments, those things always blow up on you!

BTW, I hear a certain Libyan might be looking for new accommodations...maybe we can hook him up here....Thoughts?

BoiseBYU wrote:
BTW, I hear a certain Libyan might be looking for new accommodations...maybe we can hook him up here....Thoughts?

LOL!