Air Traffic Controllers

So, if you fall asleep during watch in the military, they can shoot you.



If you fall asleep in the private sector, they fire you.



If you fall asleep during a government job, they spend twice as much money hiring a second person to help keep you awake.



I think the military's way is best..... ;)

I think this whole ATC thing is being blown way out of proportion. Like shark attacks during the summer, it generates headlines but rarely does anyone get hurt.



It takes the heat off of the pilots who are using their laptops while flying... :)

CNN now reporting that two ATCs got fired for sleeping.



Sorry to add to the unemployment ranks, but we kind of need you awake.