This Just In: April Fools' edition (apologies to BoiseBYU)

The indoor practice facility will be getting a "Second floor" making the building twice as tall as it is now. Local residents who objected to the size of the first facility will surely be thrilled.



BYU will be replacing the all-sports pass with a convoluted bracelet system that no one understands and will only be available to people who cut in line.



NCAA will be coming out with sanctions against BYU and Dixie college as the only schools not to participate in their Gadianton Robber -pay to play system. Someone has to fund all these payments - it might as well be the honest guys.



BYU has also opted to support cancer awareness full time and is officially switching all school colors to pink. Bright pink. Cosmo the Easter bunny anyone?



jimmer named to the all-everything team and receives the all-everything trophy from the most important voters and people on the planet. Nirvana has arrived

BYU has officially made Jimmer its new mascot. BYU JImmers. Jake Heaps not happy.

Matt Carlino has officially changed his name to Jatt, to ride the BYU star J train.

Florwood wrote:
Matt Carlino has officially changed his name to Jatt, to ride the BYU star J train.

LOL! Jatt!

These are awesome! I've been a slacker. Here's one: Japan reports ocean radiation levels hundreds of times higher than normal. We all know what this means: Tokyo is toast; Godzilla is just around the corner.



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runbyu1 wrote:

Matt Carlino has officially changed his name to Jatt, to ride the BYU star J train.

LOL! Jatt!

clap clap clap...you got jatted....clap clap clap clap.

CougarClaw wrote:
jimmer named to the all-everything team and receives the all-everything trophy from the most important voters and people on the planet.

There was one opposing vote by someone named Tre'Von, at least they think it was an opposing vote, they couldn't tell by the response. "Jimmer is supposedly the best player, but he ain't never got no assists."