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urronerTHE JIMMER is even converting the most hard hearted people in the world. From, of all places, the TDaily Utah Chronicle, a story full of wanton passion and gratuitous scene from an adult book store, Youngâs case of Jimmerickets escalates
WOW!!!!!!
The only question I have is how could a :utard: be allowed in an ADULT bookstore? Mysteries compounded upon mysteries.
Twitter is all the rage these days, and it's got all the kids buzzin'. Among these "kids" is U President Michael "Konvikt" Young, who recently admitted, in what he thought would be an anonymous tweet to all six of his followers, that he too has caught a bad case of Jimmer fever. Young tweeted "OMG, isnt #Jimmer just the dreamiest!!! Go gettum, kiddo! ;)"
The Board of Trustees called Young in for an impromptu disciplinary hearing after discovering the tweet. The Trustees also presented evidence of Young rapping along to the song "Teach Me How to Jimmer" while attempting to shoot virgin Jell-O shots. An anonymous tip reported that Young was spotted at 2 a.m. in a State Street adult magazine store, buying every copy of the Sports Illustrated cover of Jimmer Fredette.
WOW!!!!!!
The only question I have is how could a :utard: be allowed in an ADULT bookstore? Mysteries compounded upon mysteries.

