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urronerImagine this, the Emmer and THE JIMMER are walking through campus and the Emmer is singing a song about the true bravery of THE JIMMER during the upcoming game in San Diego.
Emmer: Bravely bold Sir Jimmer rode forth from the MC. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Jimmer. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Jimmer. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Jimmer. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Sir THE JIMMER: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.
Emmer: Bravely bold Sir Jimmer rode forth from the MC. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Jimmer. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Jimmer. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Jimmer. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Sir THE JIMMER: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.