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Mubarek says he doesn't want to run again....big deal we heard that from Anae after the '08 Utah game



Have any of you seen a picture of Mubarek? He does NOT look 82. Proof of continued Eqyptian dominance in the preservation business



Lastest bracketologists have Cleveland at a 14th seed. I don't know, once the Cavaliers get through this stretch I think they can move up a seeding or two, no?



The last Wheel of Time Book, out next year, has Rand failing to overcome the Dark One. Fortunately, Jimmer hits two from downtown and reseals the bore



SDSU Long blames BYU's success on its older and more mature players. Consider, for example, 18 year old Heaps....wait check that...instead, consider freshman Josh Quezada...wait, hold on, check that too....why not consider 18 year old TE M Muehlman...check that what about WR Cody Hoffman, ah to hell with it



Boylen set to release his new autobiographical book: I May Be Down 32 Points And Have Only One Second Left, But I Got My Time Out Up My Sleeve!

Well done.



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Jerry Sloan retires today, stating simply, "it was time." After the press conference Sloan was seen speeding south on I-15, a block Y antenna ornament on his car and it appeared he was repeating the phrase, "that's right suckers . . . It's Jimmer time! "



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In response to BYUs perennial sports dominance due to older, more mature players, SDSU makes a counter move and hires an older more mature coach.



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BYULV wrote:
In response to BYUs perennial sports dominance due to older, more mature players, SDSU makes a counter move and hires an older more mature coach.



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favorite!



of course, the Jimmer dueling with Shai'tan is pretty epic too.

BoiseBYU wrote:
The last Wheel of Time Book, out next year, has Rand failing to overcome the Dark One. Fortunately, Jimmer hits two from downtown and reseals the bore

Well played sir!

:lol: :lol:

So if Jimmer battles Shai'tan would he be:



The "Danny" Reborn



"You Lose" Therrin



"He who comes with the Dawn of a NCAA championship"



"Ute-Slayer"



(When he goes to the NBA) Sacramento King-slayer



Etc etc



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Jerry Sloan stuns political world, retires before Mubarak.

BlueIsBetter wrote:
So if Jimmer battles Shai'tan would he be:



The "Danny" Reborn



"You Lose" Therrin



"He who comes with the Dawn of a NCAA championship"



"Ute-Slayer"



(When he goes to the NBA) Sacramento King-slayer



Etc etc



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That would make Michelle peraulta the Amyrlin seat,



the BYU cheer leeders are the Aes Sedai with their siren-like power to do flips



and the rest of the basketball team would be the asha'men.



and coach Rose can talk to wolves. Not sure why, but he can. Trust me.

Michelle would be the Elaida of the Amyrlin seat/Red Ajah or a Wise One for the Shaido Clan.

So to the Seafolk is he the Carajimmer or Jimmamoor

kitic77 wrote:
Michelle would be the Elaida of the Amyrlin seat/Red Ajah or a Wise One for the Shaido Clan.

So to the Seafolk is he the Carajimmer or Jimmamoor

You guys are hilarious! Actually Kitic, I had Ms. Michele as Lanfear. And how about Majerus as Jabba the Hutt? Wait wrong story. But still. A fit, no?



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BoiseBYU wrote:

Michelle would be the Elaida of the Amyrlin seat/Red Ajah or a Wise One for the Shaido Clan.

So to the Seafolk is he the Carajimmer or Jimmamoor

You guys are hilarious! Actually Kitic, I had Ms. Michele as Lanfear. And how about Majerus as Jabba the Hutt? Wait wrong story. But still. A fit, no?



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Michele as Lanfear? I respectfully disagree. Lanfear is a babe (for one) and she is very convincing with other people.



I would put Michelle Peralta as Matt back when he had the dagger...

BlueIsBetter wrote:

kitic77 wrote:
Michelle would be the Elaida of the Amyrlin seat/Red Ajah or a Wise One for the Shaido Clan.

So to the Seafolk is he the Carajimmer or Jimmamoor

You guys are hilarious! Actually Kitic, I had Ms. Michele as Lanfear. And how about Majerus as Jabba the Hutt? Wait wrong story. But still. A fit, no?



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Michele as Lanfear? I respectfully disagree. Lanfear is a babe (for one) and she is very convincing with other people.



I would put Michelle Peralta as Matt back when he had the dagger...

Peter Pan?

This just in:

Football tackling techniques have been approved as a legal form of defense against the Jimmer.

kitic77 wrote:
This just in:

Football tackling techniques have been approved as a legal form of defense against the Jimmer.

Seriously. These last two games have been ridiculous.

BlueIsBetter wrote:

kitic77 wrote:
Michelle would be the Elaida of the Amyrlin seat/Red Ajah or a Wise One for the Shaido Clan.

So to the Seafolk is he the Carajimmer or Jimmamoor

You guys are hilarious! Actually Kitic, I had Ms. Michele as Lanfear. And how about Majerus as Jabba the Hutt? Wait wrong story. But still. A fit, no?



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Michele as Lanfear? I respectfully disagree. Lanfear is a babe (for one) and she is very convincing with other people.



I would put Michelle Peralta as Matt back when he had the dagger...

NERDS!! ;)

Schmoe wrote:

BoiseBYU wrote:

Michelle would be the Elaida of the Amyrlin seat/Red Ajah or a Wise One for the Shaido Clan.

So to the Seafolk is he the Carajimmer or Jimmamoor

You guys are hilarious! Actually Kitic, I had Ms. Michele as Lanfear. And how about Majerus as Jabba the Hutt? Wait wrong story. But still. A fit, no?



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Michele as Lanfear? I respectfully disagree. Lanfear is a babe (for one) and she is very convincing with other people.



I would put Michelle Peralta as Matt back when he had the dagger...

NERDS!! ;)

Hey, don't make me get in my D and D costume with fake sword and go all medieval on your ACE!!!

Schmoe wrote:

BoiseBYU wrote:

Michelle would be the Elaida of the Amyrlin seat/Red Ajah or a Wise One for the Shaido Clan.

So to the Seafolk is he the Carajimmer or Jimmamoor

You guys are hilarious! Actually Kitic, I had Ms. Michele as Lanfear. And how about Majerus as Jabba the Hutt? Wait wrong story. But still. A fit, no?



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Michele as Lanfear? I respectfully disagree. Lanfear is a babe (for one) and she is very convincing with other people.



I would put Michelle Peralta as Matt back when he had the dagger...

NERDS!! ;)

No, the nerds would be the Brown Ajah :)



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pikoi wrote:

This just in:

Football tackling techniques have been approved as a legal form of defense against the Jimmer.

Seriously. These last two games have been ridiculous.

The Mountain West doesn't have wrestling any more, so to compensate, teams are allowed a few takedowns on Jimmer each game.