My favorite...
"T.J. Fredette spits hot fire. (9-of-10 Jimmers)
Take J.J. Redick's poetry, Shaq's rapping ability and mix it with Fredette genes and you have T.J. Fredette: The Jimmer's rapping older brother. Here he is performing before the San Diego State-BYU game a few weeks ago. OK, so he may not exactly spit hot fire. But you know those little disposable Sterno cups? Take one of those from under the mashed potatoes tray at a church potluck meal and put it in a sweater vest and that's T.J. Fredette."