This Just In--China Comes to America Edition!

In honor of China's President coming to America, This Just In had an interview with the White House Press Office (with apologies to Abbott and Costello):



TJI: What's the name of the Chinese President coming to the White House?

WH: Hu

TJI: The Chinese President

WH: Hu it is

TJI: Are you messing with me? I just want to know the guy's name. So Who is the Chinese President

WH: You got it!

TJI: Got What?

WH: The Chinese President

TJI: How?

WH: Not Hou, a Chinese Empress from long ago, but Hu

TJI: But I want to know how

WH: Lots of intrique and subterfuge I suppose.

TJI: All I want to know is who is the Chinese President

WH: 100%!

TJI: Arrghh! Let's try plan B. Who is the Shanghai Party Chief?

WH: Yu

TJI: Me?

WH: No Yu

TJI: Me? I'm the Shanghai Party Chief? When?

WH: No Wen's the Premier of the State Council

TJI: I thought we were talking about me?

WH: No we were talking about Yu

TJI: I'm so confused ...and then you started mentioning the Premier of the State Council

WH: Wen

TJI: Recently

WH: No Wen is now

TJI: I give up

Bravo, well done!

Wait a minute!



The same guy that's on first base is Chinese?!?!



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I'm going to recommend that in one of our upcoming podcasts we add a rendtion of this little skit to the mix.

CougarClaw wrote:
I'm going to recommend that in one of our upcoming podcasts we add a rendtion of this little skit to the mix.

Hu will Yu be?

hawkwing wrote:

I'm going to recommend that in one of our upcoming podcasts we add a rendtion of this little skit to the mix.

Hu will Yu be?

Sounds cool...Wen?

BoiseBYU wrote:

CougarClaw wrote:
I'm going to recommend that in one of our upcoming podcasts we add a rendtion of this little skit to the mix.

Hu will Yu be?

Sounds cool...Wen?

Are you guys going to Wing it?

CougarPeasant wrote:

hawkwing wrote:

I'm going to recommend that in one of our upcoming podcasts we add a rendtion of this little skit to the mix.

Hu will Yu be?

Sounds cool...Wen?

Are you guys going to Wing it?

This whole skit is just Wong.