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BoiseBYUCam Newton to go pro. Is this really news? I think this actually happened a year or two ago.
Astronomers report that the Zodiac is off by about a month. This explains a lot! For example, Anae in the '08 Utah game no doubt thought he was a stubborm Taurus Bull when instead he could have been a more flexible Aquarius....
Homeland Security reports that it is cancelling its virtual border fence. The conclusion is that it was virtually certain not to work.
Astronomers report that the Zodiac is off by about a month. This explains a lot! For example, Anae in the '08 Utah game no doubt thought he was a stubborm Taurus Bull when instead he could have been a more flexible Aquarius....
Homeland Security reports that it is cancelling its virtual border fence. The conclusion is that it was virtually certain not to work.

