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MWC/MTN sues Jimmer Fredette

by YBrit · 1/12/2011

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YBrit
Hair Thompson announced:
I'm trying to stop BYU from getting any exposure, but they keep Jimmering out of it. We succeeded in ruining them for years and making fans angry, I can personally guarantee he will not get player of the week this week because Wyoming plays two games and I love old coke more than new coke. I finally admit our hatred and jealousy of BYU, but in the wake of BYUs most historic player, we will hide him from the masses. We hope to find ways to hide BYU from their own national network and will find legal measures to prevent their success. Expect the mtn network to continue to show women's sports over BYU, expect analists to continue to favor second and third team all conference players over your nationally recognized players. Also, we are announcing Jim BoYlen as the offical MWC ambassador following his resignation at the blessed pac-12 bound Utah.



P.S. We love TCU and all they have done
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CougarPeasant
There is no supposing about it, the MWC and mtn. hate Jimmer, Rose, and BYU.
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Dwight
Yes, and I wonder if the Hair finds it amusing when the female sports analysts on his po dunk network smile as they talk about Jimmer and his ability to penetrate. ;)
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Gunk
Dwight wrote:
Yes, and I wonder if the Hair finds it amusing when the female sports analysts on his po dunk network smile as they talk about Jimmer and his ability to penetrate. ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



My drink literally just went up my nose.
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GolfDiveNCougs
Dwight wrote:
Yes, and I wonder if the Hair finds it amusing when the female sports analysts on his po dunk network smile as they talk about Jimmer and his ability to penetrate. ;)

WRONG.





But Huh-Freaking-LARIOUS!!!

:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:
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YBrit
Ha ha ha ha ha. This day got awesome late.
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jojoelchango
Am i the only one that caught it when the blond chick said something along the lines of "Jimmer was feeling hot, I've never felt that way before"
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