This Just In--New Year's Edition

Happy New Year everyone!



5,000 birds drop out of the sky dead in Arkansas! Cam Newton blames his dad and says he had nothing to do with it



Charlie Weiss new OC at FL. This Just In believes that Weiss was going to apply for BYU's OC position, but after he realized that he would have to run up to the Y each year, he figured he'd be dead after 100 yards ....so discretion being the better part of valor, no application came in



Remember that Michigan was punished for practicing too many hours last year? After seeing Miss. State blow out MI, This Just In wants to know exactly what was MI's defense doing during all that extra time?



Pakistani coalition government collapses! Who knew they had a government in the first place from which to collapse?

1 and 2, are some of the funniest I've read this year... nice job.





School starts anew! However the great 8-month no-football blackout is about to begin. students everywhere begin the mourning.



Robert Anae takes Arizona Offensive coordinator job. Unfortunately for him, Arizona already has an offensive coordinator. This Just in made jokes referencing a two-OC system just a few weeks ago never believing Anae woudl seriously opt for it. That my friends, is FUNNY.



In the post-game interview Ram's QB said he was intimidated by David Nixon, former BYU linebacker who was part of the defense that absolutely destroyed Bradford's Oklahoma team last year. When reminded that Nixon is now on the Ram's side, Bradford replied "Son of a......, why the .... didn't someone.....I'm going to ....[15 minutes edited for content]



After beating Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl, TCU's Dalton quotes a bible verse on national television as part of the reason that TCU won. This Just In spent hours scouring the media and has collected all the links decrying Dalton as a hypocrite, a poor role-model, and another reason to hate TCU:

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http://www.differentstandards.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.NOONECARESWHATDALTONSAYS.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.noneoftheselinksworkcauseitaintBYU.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Feeling the temperature rising in Provo, Robert Anae decides to cool off in Tucson. Thumbs his nose at Al Gore, among others, on his way south.

Late breaking: AZ hires Anae and for the purpose of improving the running game. Is this a good pick? We know that with fourth and inches Anae will pass And when the running game is working well, Anae will flee to the pass...OK This Just In is just venting its last two Utah losses....

CougarClaw wrote:

http://www.theyonlyhateBYU.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.differentstandards.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.NOONECARESWHATDALTONSAYS.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://www.noneoftheselinksworkcauseitaintBYU.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Some enterprising person needs to grab these domain names...

CougarClaw wrote:
1 and 2, are some of the funniest I've read this year... nice job.

First time I read this I thought, what a nice guy....Then I realized hey wait a minute this was posted on 1-3-11 and nothing else yet HAD been posted for 2011...so methinks I've been schooled? :crazy: It's all cool, though to think I've been bested by an avatar that can only be described as a defective amoeba is a little chagrining! ;)

BoiseBYU wrote:

1 and 2, are some of the funniest I've read this year... nice job.

First time I read this I thought, what a nice guy....Then I realized hey wait a minute this was posted on 1-3-11 and nothing else yet HAD been posted for 2011...so methinks I've been schooled? :crazy: It's all cool, though to think I've been bested by an avatar that can only be described as a defective amoeba is a little chagrining! ;)

no seriously. it was the best I'd read all year....really. all of it.all year.



and which of our two avatar's is the amoeba? The giant amoeba of yours hovering over a mountain or my awesome yellow cougar clawing someone's eyes out?

CougarClaw wrote:

CougarClaw wrote:
1 and 2, are some of the funniest I've read this year... nice job.

First time I read this I thought, what a nice guy....Then I realized hey wait a minute this was posted on 1-3-11 and nothing else yet HAD been posted for 2011...so methinks I've been schooled? :crazy: It's all cool, though to think I've been bested by an avatar that can only be described as a defective amoeba is a little chagrining! ;)

no seriously. it was the best I'd read all year....really. all of it.all year.



and which of our two avatar's is the amoeba? The giant amoeba of yours hovering over a mountain or my awesome yellow cougar clawing someone's eyes out?

LOL! That's a yellow cougar?!? My abject apologies...I thought is was some sort of amoeba you would see looking on with a microscope. As for my avatar, silly, that is no amoeba hovering over a mountain. Amoebas aren't that big after all. It's a UFO of course