Here are some lyrics I found online--you're just listening to the square dance caller calling over the music:
Old Solomon Levi
My name is Solomon Levi
At my store in Chatham street
There's where you'll find your coats and vests
And ev'rything else that's neat
I've second-handed Ulsterettes,
And ev'rything that's fine
For all the boys they trade with me
At one hundred and forty-nine.
Oh, Mister Levi, Levi, tra, la, la, la;
Poor Sheeny Levi, Tra, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la. La, la, la.
My name is Solomon Levi
At my store in Chatham street
There's where you'll find your coats and vests,
And ev'rything else that's neat
I've second-handed Ulsterettes,
And ev'rything that's fine
For all the boys they trade with me,
At one hundred and forty-nine.
But when a bummer comes inside
My store in Chatham street
And tries to hang me up for coat
And vest and pants complete
I kicks that bummer out of my store
And on him sets my pup
For I won't sell clothes to any man
That tries to hang me up
Original version (dates from 1890):
Oh, my name is Solomon Levi
I am a velly good man
I'll sell you a suit of klo-zes,
So sheep as ever I can.
My wife's name is Rachel,
She's nothing but a sham,
And every time she gets a chance
She slugs me if she can.
So help me jimminey moses
To sell you a suit of klo-zes;
I live way up on Market Street
Number One hundred Twenty-nine.
And it's kal-uh-ma, kal-uh-ma cinda,
I will meet you at the kavinda,
Kal-uh-ma cinda cinda cinda,
A-hosta, ka-zista, ka-zay!
Spoken: There was a loafer came in the store one day, and said, "Solomon, have you any nice cutaway suits?" I said, "Yes," and he tried on the coat. Just then he cut out of the back door, and I hollered to my son John, "John, get the gun and shoot him in the leg so you don't spoil the coat." Just then my wife Rachel appeared at the window singing, "Oh,
It's kal-uh-ma, kal-uh-ma cinda,
I will meet you at the kavinda,
Kal-uh-ma cinda cinda cinda
A-hosta, ka-zista, ka-zay!
Pork Beans and Hard Tack
Regimental March of the Royal Winnipeg Rifles
(Written by Major Lawrence Buchan)
When we embarked at Winnipeg, as chirpy as could be,
We thought we were out for a bit of a lark, about a two weeks spree,
But when we got to Fort QuâAppelle we found it different then,
Our tents in a row, we pitched in the snow, just like the real soldier men.
Chorus:
Pork, beans, hard tack tra, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia,
Poor hungry soldiers, tra, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia. Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia,
With blistered feet and aching bones we march along all day,
And go on piquet all the night, to keep the rebs away;
But when we meet the enemy we do not think of rest,
For whether we march or fight, my boys, we do our level best.
We trudged along the winding trail, for many a weary day,
With thunder, lightning, hail and rain to cheer us on the way;
We fought the rebels at Fish Creek and drove them out of sight,
While many of our good men and true fell battling for the right.
Chorus: Pork, beans, etc.
We caught the rebels once again right in their own Batoche,
We burst them up and shot them down, we scooped them in (all) By Gosh!
And when no more of them were left, around for us to shoot,
We plundered all their household goods, and carried off our loot.
Chorus: Pork, beans, etc.
At Prince Albert then the ladies came to greet us with their smiles,
Which made us quite forget our woes with all their cheering wiles;
So to put a stop to rushing love, as good boys always oughter,
We marched along to Battleford, going all the way by water.
Chorus : Pork, beans, etc.
We left the gallant Queenâs Own there, indulging in a swear,
Because they couldât come to Pitt to polish off Big Bear;
But now my boys we have come home to luxury and ease,
You bet weâve earned the name we get, the fighting LBD.âs.
Chorus: Pork, beans, etc.