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BB King to sue BBVA bowl for diluting the value of his name



Big Ten awarded A for alliteration, particularly when this, for example, happens next year: "Leader league leader [Penn State] leads Legend League loser [Minnesota] 24 - 0 at half...."



U Conn sells only 4,000 tickets to Fiesta Bowl....Turns out fans simply refuse to believe that their team is going to any Bowl game



Military Bowl has its own ticket problems too--not enough have been sold...turns out Bowl used the same guy to sell tickets that set the price for toliet seats on an Air Force place and $650 per ticket just don't sell well

Update: Big Ten to reconsider Leaders and Legends conference names. "Whew," says Minnesota "because we neither lead nor are a legend."



I think we ought to help the Big Ten out. How about:



Snow White / 11 Dwarfs

East of Mississippi/West of Mississippi

Suckers/Suckees

Provo Tabernacle burns down after mysterious fire hits in the wee hours of the morning. A drunk Utah fan is arrested for arson after not only getting the AM and PM for the BYU-Utah game mixed up, but he was two weeks late!



Obama signs new tax law promising billions of dollars in tax relief failing to mention that it is largely only an extension of the status quo.



The rising New York City World Trade Center replacement tower is now halfway complete. Anyone else think we should find Bin Laden before the thing is done?



The Federal government announces that it has successfully rescued $7.2 billion for the victims of the Madoff Ponzi scheme. No word yet on relief for the victims of the Medicare, Medicaid, and the Social Security Ponzi schemes.



Utah promises to win their bowl game because they're a BCS team now and BCS teams always win. After hearing this, entrepreneurial Boise fans make millions selling cheap beach front property in Boise to Ute fans.



Scientists discover evidence that Babylonians manipulated complex geometry 1000 years before Pythagoras' published his theorems. LDS math scientists are heard to sing, "O Pythagoras, Pythagoras, we bid thee farewell...."



Larry King signs off the air after a self-proclaimed very successful career. Except that he failed to meet his personal goal of matching Brigham Young's 27 Mormon marriages.

CougarClaw wrote:
Provo Tabernacle burns down after mysterious fire hits in the wee hours of the morning. A drunk Utah fan is arrested for arson after not only getting the AM and PM for the BYU-Utah game mixed up, but he was two weeks late!



Obama signs new tax law promising billions of dollars in tax relief failing to mention that it is largely only an extension of the status quo.



The rising New York City World Trade Center replacement tower is now halfway complete. Anyone else think we should find Bin Laden before the thing is done?



The Federal government announces that it has successfully rescued $7.2 billion for the victims of the Madoff Ponzi scheme. No word yet on relief for the victims of the Medicare, Medicaid, and the Social Security Ponzi schemes.



Utah promises to win their bowl game because they're a BCS team now and BCS teams always win. After hearing this, entrepreneurial Boise fans make millions selling cheap beach front property in Boise to Ute fans.



Scientists discover evidence that Babylonians manipulated complex geometry 1000 years before Pythagoras' published his theorems. LDS math scientists are heard to sing, "O Pythagoras, Pythagoras, we bid thee farewell...."



Larry King signs off the air after a self-proclaimed very successful career. Except that he failed to meet his personal goal of matching Brigham Young's 27 Mormon marriages.

Well done! The Larry King one is priceless!



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