Yewt Joke For Gameday

So a BYU fan, a Ute fan and Jenifer Aniston are all riding in a train car together. They are riding along and eventually the train enters a tunnel. Since this was an old style train the car they were riding in went completely dark. Suddenly in the darkness is heard a loud kissing sound and then a big SLAP. When the train leaves the tunnel the Ute fan is holding his face in obvious pain.



The Ute fan thinks to himself, "Geeze, the BYU fan must have kissed Jen and she slapped me on accident."



Jenifer Aniston thinks to herself, "I guess the Ute fan tried to kiss me but kissed the BYU fan on accident and got slapped for it."



And the BYU fan is thinking, "Man, I cannot wait to go through another tunnel so that I can make a kissing noise and slap that Ute punk again!!"

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There was a mom cow with 3 calves



1st calf wearing a BYU shirt: Mommy, why was i named Moonbeam?



Mom: Because, when you were born, a moonbeam fell on your head!



2nd calf wearing a USU shirt: Mommy, why was i named Buttercup?



Mom: Well, when you were born, a petal from a buttercup fell on your head!



3rd calf wearing a :utard: shirt: nfnfirblackanjidnugfdig

Mom: Shut up Cinderblock!

A couple of :utard: :utard: are out in the woods hunting bear when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other redneck starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.



He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my gawd! Help! My friend just died. He's Dead! What can I do?"



The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead."



There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!



The :utard: comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

Three :utard: football players were out hiking and had to make it to the next supply site before nightfall. They come to a raging river and didn't know how to cross it safely.



The first :utard: , the kicker, has a brilliant idea and he prays that he would have the strength to swim across the river safely. A big bold of lightning whacks him on his head and he has grown huge muscles. He jumps in the river and starts to swim. He barely makes it across before drowning.



The second :utard: , the rb, is smarter and prays for the strength and tools to cross the river safely. A big bolt of lightning whacks him in the head and not only does he have huge muscles, but there are tools and wood enough to build a boat. He builds one and sails it across the river. It almost sinks several times, but he makes it safely.



The third :utard: , the qb, is even smarter and prays for the brains to cross the river safely. Several huge bolts of lightning strike him and he is turned into a BYU cheerleader, walks over fifty feet and crosses over on the bridge.

A fat white trashy guy walks into a ghetto gas station to repair his nasty rusty dumpy pick up truck. He is a ute "fan" and hates BYU.

YBrit wrote:
A fat white trashy guy walks into a ghetto gas station to repair his nasty rusty dumpy pick up truck. He is a ute "fan" and hates BYU.

And a guy comes out to pump his gas and says, "hay Maynard, how's class been since I graduated? By the way, nice goatee."



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