IQ test to log onto Cougar Corner

I'm new to Cougar Corner, but I've noticed some real asinine comments from peopl claiming to be Ute Fans. I'm wondering if they even went to the U or have a college education at all. Wouldn't a simple IQ test go a long way to keeping that kind of riff raft off the board. Any Ute fan that has time to frequent this board is probably also unemployed. Maybe I'm wrong and the real reason is an underlying phsyciatric condition. ;)

IQ test would be awful since half our Cougar fans might not qualify.



OH ZING! lol



Besides, forum discussions where EVERYONE basically agrees with each other is REALLY boring.

Don't need it when you have awesome moderators. Those that can contribute meaningfully will, those that cannot can either learn from those who can or be ignored and/or banned.



Besides, I like having the Ute fans come around. There's a couple of long-timers who would definitely pass your IQ test and behave pretty well around here. They're great, and it's a good thing they stick around because otherwise I would know next to nothing about their team before the big game, since I can't bring myself to waste 3 hours watching them. The rest show up sporadically and remind us why the Ute fan stereotypes exist, and give us a good laugh and an opportunity to rip them to shreds.

Dwight wrote:
Wouldn't a simple IQ test go a long way to keeping that kind of riff raft off the board.

Um, Dwight, do you mean riffraff? IQ tests? What a genus. ;)

To weed out pUke fans all you need is University of Utah Football trivia from before 2004.

CannonCougar85 wrote:
To weed out pUke fans all you need is University of Utah Football trivia from before 2004.

So true, that's when the bandwagon really filled up.

ProV1 wrote:

Wouldn't a simple IQ test go a long way to keeping that kind of riff raft off the board.

Um, Dwight, do you mean riffraff? IQ tests? What a genus. ;)

Um, ProV1, do you mean "genius" ;)

MJCOUGAR wrote:

Dwight wrote:
Wouldn't a simple IQ test go a long way to keeping that kind of riff raft off the board.

Um, Dwight, do you mean riffraff? IQ tests? What a genus. ;)

Um, ProV1, do you mean "genius" ;)

I think he was going to say species, but didn't want to admit that :utard: are the same species as us, so he just went with genus.

MJCOUGAR wrote:

Dwight wrote:
Wouldn't a simple IQ test go a long way to keeping that kind of riff raft off the board.

Um, Dwight, do you mean riffraff? IQ tests? What a genus. ;)

Um, ProV1, do you mean "genius" ;)

Um, MJCOUGAR, do you mean "do you mean 'genius'" with a question mark? Yes, I was kidding with my own misspelling whilst critiquing someone else's...Oh, forget it, my little joke has now gotten dumb.

Just ask them who is buried in Grant's Tomb. It will do the trick

BoiseBYU wrote:
Just ask them who is buried in Grant's Tomb. It will do the trick

True story from my 4th grade class (like 29 years ago).



Teacher asks a student (we'll call him Mark, becasue that was his name, and he won't be reading this) who the Hudson Bay was named for.

Mark: Uh, I'm not sure

Teacher: Mark, who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

Mark: Grant?

Teacher: OK. So who is the Hudson Bay named for?

Mark: Grant!

Whole class: <groan>

Teacher: Mark, we're going to keep working on that.



Mark proved himself to be a student without limits (for low performance) by later stating definitively that Indiana was a member of the country "Kentucky".

ProV1 wrote:

Wouldn't a simple IQ test go a long way to keeping that kind of riff raft off the board.

Um, Dwight, do you mean riffraff? IQ tests? What a genus. ;)

It looks like it is a good thing for both of us that spelling is not part of an I.Q. test. :crazy: