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Surprise! Monson couldn't have been more wrong...

by Mars · 11/9/2010

Mars

11/9/2010, 7:52:25 AM

Say you're not a BYU fan, you're not a Utah fan, you're not a Utah State fan; instead, you're some sort of lame wishy-washy "State of Utah" fan. You cheer for whatever team is doing best, go to whatever game is most interesting, etc. Where would've this breed of cochroach-like bandwagon fan (that Gordon Monson addresses most of his articles to) had more fun last Saturday: watching BYU crush UNLV, or watching Utah crap their pants at home against TCU?

Pretty easy answer. 61,000+ agree.

GO COUGARS!

urroner

11/9/2010, 11:54:48 AM

Did they fill up the stadium at Utah?

Florwood

11/9/2010, 1:58:17 PM

For the first quarter; then it started emptying back out...

IndiCoug

11/9/2010, 3:41:38 PM

All the :sick: U Flags and other :utard: U crap in our neighborhood have been taken down. I checked Zillo this morning an property values went up $5k overnight. ----SWEET! 8)

BroncoBot

11/9/2010, 4:02:11 PM

IndiCoug wrote:
All the :sick: U Flags and other :utard: U crap in our neighborhood have been taken down. I checked Zillo this morning an property values went up $5k overnight. ----SWEET! 8)

lol, that's rich.

scott715

11/9/2010, 7:02:10 PM

For the first quarter; then it started emptying back out...

did they announce a keg was in the parking lot?

OhYePoorFools

11/9/2010, 8:14:34 PM

I agree with your post except for 1 minor detail: instead of referring to the ute fans as "crapping" their pants, I would have said the Ute fans "mussed" their pants.

ABYUFAN

11/9/2010, 11:41:09 PM

OhYePoorFools wrote:
I agree with your post except for 1 minor detail: instead of referring to the ute fans as "crapping" their pants, I would have said the Ute fans "mussed" their pants.

And I would have said they "Uted" their pants... but we're speaking the same language, just with a different accent ;)

urroner

11/10/2010, 12:52:55 AM

ABYUFAN wrote:
I agree with your post except for 1 minor detail: instead of referring to the ute fans as "crapping" their pants, I would have said the Ute fans "mussed" their pants.

And I would have said they "pUted" their pants... but we're speaking the same language, just with a different accent ;)

There, I fixed it.

Mars

11/10/2010, 6:13:10 AM

ABYUFAN wrote:
I agree with your post except for 1 minor detail: instead of referring to the ute fans as "crapping" their pants, I would have said the Ute fans "mussed" their pants.
And I would have said they "Uted" their pants... but we're speaking the same language, just with a different accent ;)

"Ute" (definition): What Rick Majerus expels into a towel.

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