This Just In

Scientists discover water on the moon. Problem is they also discovered 4 nonrecyclable bottles.



CA gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman has spent $160 million of her own money to win race. Right now she has 39% of the vote. I think we need her in Washington! She's doing better than what we are getting with our AIG bailout!



Auburn wins at home over LSU by seven and this vaults them to number one in BCS poll. If they had actually won by 14 they would've been declared the national champions and the rest of the season terminated.



Denver Broncos lose to Oakland 59-14. Denver fans seeing if BSU Broncos will fill in the rest of the season for their team

Harry Reid Spent last week defending his manhood, stating "My manhood has never been in question." This after being told to "Man up" by his challenger. - oh wait, that is just straight news, sorry.



In an unrelated story, Harry Reid was seen in a DC bar this week with Bill Clinton. Witnesses say they overheard the former president giving the majority leader tips on manning up.



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