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by BoiseBYU · 10/22/2010

BoiseBYU

10/22/2010, 5:12:35 AM

Obama Administration to extend don't ask don't tell to BYU football team. "It was an act of mercy," spokesman said.

Airplane in Africa crashes after alligator gets free (really!) All on board die but not the alligator. Urban Myer is upset. Why does THAT Gator get all the breaks?

BYU trainers are pleased with team's health. No one has caught a cold. Figures.

Utah to play its toughest game yet: CSU

Cougarbib

10/22/2010, 8:29:02 AM

Secretariat to carry out the team flag Saturday as the Cougars enter Lavell Edwards Stadium. Players follow less than 30 lengths behind demonstrating team speed can be trained

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BoiseBYU

10/22/2010, 5:37:38 PM

I forgot one:

Bronco joins defense in carrying very heavy tires around as a measure of strength building. It was easy for the coach. He's been carrying a millstone around his neck for a long time ago in the form of a nonexistant offense

Yndian

10/22/2010, 6:55:32 PM

BYU tries new tactic to limit Jeremy Kerley's effectiveness: Do away with kickoffs.

Mars

10/22/2010, 7:14:24 PM

Omer responds to criticism of his inability to train speed by designing a rigorous workout that consists of pulling ropes and flipping tires. Taekwondave scratches his head in confusion.

BYULV

10/22/2010, 8:13:21 PM

Mars wrote:

Omer responds to criticism of his inability to train speed by designing a rigorous workout that consists of pulling ropes and flipping tires. Taekwondave scratches his head in confusion.

To prove critics wrong, omer puts on a clinic to demonstrate he can indeed coach speed. Unfortunately, the clinic was cancelled when his fastest runner pulled a hamstring during warmups.

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CougarClaw

10/22/2010, 8:37:24 PM

BYU fans everywhere are in mourning. Utah fans everywhere are simply fallen sons of the morning. (oh yes I did!)

Pac-12 votes to split California in two in new divisional alignment. The vote was nearly unanimous since half the schools were sick of being beat by USC, the other half realized no one would come to their games without USC.

Cougarclaw is currently tied for first in the most recent CC Football prediction game. ha! what a joke!

iphone is going to Verizon, Utes to the Pac-0, BYU has only won 2 games. We are CERTAINLY in the last days.

Mars

10/22/2010, 9:15:23 PM

CougarClaw wrote:
Pac-12 votes to split California in two in new divisional alignment.

Uh oh! Don't give Pelosi any ideas, or pretty soon the union might have 51 states...

CougarClaw

10/23/2010, 4:25:03 AM

Mars wrote:
Pac-12 votes to split California in two in new divisional alignment.

Uh oh! Don't give Pelosi any ideas, or pretty soon the union might have 51 states...

whaaaaaa?

signed - Puerto Rico

Schmoe

10/23/2010, 4:35:49 AM

CougarClaw wrote:

whaaaaaa?

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Italics

10/23/2010, 5:07:08 AM

The Pac-12 splits the conference into two new divisions... "Gay" and "Less Gay."

Idea for new conference name of "Fudge-Pac-12" turned down in fear of lawsuits.

Rather than showing subtle images meant to hint at sexual impotence - such as flaccid balloons - Viagra has opted to come out and simply show impotence in its purest form: a picture of the 2010 BYU offense. Sales are "up" 70%.

I'm going to quiz you all: Which of the following numbers is it IMPOSSIBLE for to reach an amount greater than 24?

A) The number of hours in a day

B) BYU's number of points scored in a game

Admit it... you had to think about it

With the upcoming elections looking more and more scary for Democrats, Obama decides to replace the Democratic icon of the donkey with the Florida Gators icon. Says Obama, "If this doesn't get us votes that we don't deserve, I don't know what will."

BoiseBYU

10/23/2010, 5:47:43 AM

Dear Cougar Cornerians, this is the best thred of this just in yet! Well done! My sides are still hurting!

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Mars

10/23/2010, 6:16:21 AM

Italics wrote:
The Pac-12 splits the conference into two new divisions... "Gay" and "Less Gay."

Being from California, I'm offended by this.

It should read "Gay" and "More Gay".

Though I'm not actually sure which would be which... :gross:

taekwondave

10/23/2010, 7:50:20 AM

Cougarbib2 wrote:
Secretariat to carry out the team flag Saturday as the Cougars enter Lavell Edwards Stadium. Players follow less than 30 lengths behind demonstrating team speed can be trained

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Lol! I see that was a jab at me. I'll take it! :lol: :lol: :lol:

taekwondave

10/23/2010, 7:52:16 AM

BYULV wrote:

Omer responds to criticism of his inability to train speed by designing a rigorous workout that consists of pulling ropes and flipping tires. Taekwondave scratches his head in confusion.

To prove critics wrong, omer puts on a clinic to demonstrate he can indeed coach speed. Unfortunately, the clinic was cancelled when his fastest runner pulled a hamstring during warmups.

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I am really starting to like you guys :lol:

Cougarbib

10/23/2010, 8:05:29 AM

You are a great sport Dave. BTW I have lost 90 pounds in one year and now starting to work on my speed. Unfortunately, I now have safety size and lineman speed. But I am working on it.

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runbyu1

10/23/2010, 4:24:13 PM

Cougarbib2 wrote:
You are a great sport Dave. BTW I have lost 90 pounds in one year and now starting to work on my speed. Unfortunately, I now have safety size and lineman speed. But I am working on it.

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Safety size and lineman speed huh? So you're saying you're like a few of our Linebackers?

Cougarbib

10/23/2010, 4:28:11 PM

I might even be slower, but I am working on it and still have eligibility

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taekwondave

10/23/2010, 4:42:36 PM

Cougarbib2 wrote:
I might even be slower, but I am working on it and still have eligibility

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How much eligibility? You want to play a sport? 90 lbs, dude! That is inspiring. But you do know you can't coach skinny, right? ;)

BoiseBYU

10/23/2010, 4:58:44 PM

Cougarbib2 wrote:
You are a great sport Dave. BTW I have lost 90 pounds in one year and now starting to work on my speed. Unfortunately, I now have safety size and lineman speed. But I am working on it.

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Is that BYU lineman speed? Or TCU lineman speed?

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