This Just In--God Save the Queen!

Queen Elizabeth seeks help heating her 700 plus room palace; taxpayers mad. I can understand the Queen's reasoning--if we here in the good old US of A can bail AIG for BILLIONS, what's a few million to help the Queen get through another rough winter?



Oddsmakers clamoring for BYU's next year's schedule--it seems that Holmoe has a talent for picking the very best teams out there--before any of the rest of us has a clue



Utah AD also getting copies of BYU's schedule to see who NOT to schedule--so far it has been working wonders on the WL record



Lindsay Lohan chooses rehab, AP reports, but that was last hour



Bronco takes responsibility for 2 QB system; Bronco takes responsibility for failed rugby punt; this is fine, but if Bronco takes responsibility for Iraq, I'm gonna puke

Hasn't Al Gore informed the Queen that there will be no winter this year because of an increasing carbon footprint?

BlueIsBetter wrote:
Hasn't Al Gore informed the Queen that there will be no winter this year because of an increasing carbon footprint?

"I'm super cereal you guys! Excelsior!!"



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WAC reviewing cheap shot by Bender; UNR to do the same; problem is it is on the Mtn and so no one has seen it....Crap! says UNR look what we got ourselves into!

BoiseBYU wrote:
WAC reviewing cheap shot by Bender; UNR to do the same; problem is it is on the Mtn and so no one has seen it....Crap! says UNR look what we got ourselves into!

:lol:

MWC contemplating dropping instant replay. An official stated "We just think it unneccesarily elongates the event to a protracted competition" but added off the record "if we had more than one tv camera and two handicams maybe we could see a play from more than one angle."