This Just In--Witches Edition

DE GOP Senate candidate admits to dabbling in witchcraft in past--that's OK, she says, because it never got so bad as to practice any of that voodoo economics



ND loses on a fake field goal--that's an improvement from last year where they lost with a fake coach



Old Miss loses again; soon they will be changing their name to Old Mistake



Linday Lohan admits she failed required drug test; do you believe her? The act fits the profile, but that would mean she is telling the truth, which does not fit the profile....philosophers will write essays on this one for a long while



Miami Heat to practice at Air Force Base. You would not know it, but LaBron and company are very shy, introverted, and uncomfortable in the spotlight



Republicans want to extend tax breaks for the rich. Democrats want to extend tax breaks for the middle class. The poor just want a break from Congress

Democrats want to extend tax breaks for the middle class? That's news to me.



Oh sorry... comedy thread... not serious... got it ;)

Pres. Obama attends church for the first time in months. When asked about the service he replied "It was great. But they need more space between the pews, there's no room for my rug".



Ute fans rejoice in demise of BYU's 1-2 start until it is pointed out the last two times BYU started 1-2, BYU dealt heartbreak to Utah and spurned record t-shirt sales (Harline is still open, magic happens) for BYU vendors.

Italics wrote:
Democrats want to extend tax breaks for the middle class? That's news to me.



Oh sorry... comedy thread... not serious... got it ;)

It is actually true. The Democrats do want to extend tax breaks to the middle income wage earners. However the tax breaks that will be expiring soon will only be extended to "middle class". The income tax breaks will expire for those who make more money...thus a tax increase on the rich by means of non action. I can't remember the threshold for what "rich" was considered but I thought it was for anyone who makes $250,000 or more a year.

imuakahuku wrote:
Pres. Obama attends church for the first time in months. When asked about the service he replied "It was great. But they need more space between the pews, there's no room for my rug".

BoiseBYU wrote:
Republicans want to extend tax breaks for the rich. Democrats want to extend tax breaks for the middle class. The poor just want a break from Congress

Winners! hilarious!

Florida State is suing the University of Florida for stealing their idea for a drink that hydrates better than water. Florida State claims they first came up with the drink but were arguing over what to call their product. It was then that Florida stole their idea and called it Gatorade. Apparantly the folks in Tallahasse weren't to impressed with the name "Seminole Fluid." :whistle:

bostoncoug wrote:
Florida State is suing the University of Florida for stealing their idea for a drink that hydrates better than water. Florida State claims they first came up with the drink but were arguing over what to call their product. It was then that Florida stole their idea and called it Gatorade. Apparantly the folks in Tallahasse weren't to impressed with the name "Seminole Fluid." :whistle:

Ha ha that's hilarious! Great play on words...

bostoncoug wrote:
Florida State is suing the University of Florida for stealing their idea for a drink that hydrates better than water. Florida State claims they first came up with the drink but were arguing over what to call their product. It was then that Florida stole their idea and called it Gatorade. Apparantly the folks in Tallahasse weren't to impressed with the name "Seminole Fluid." :whistle:

Well done sir, well done

BoiseBYU wrote:
Old Miss loses again; soon they will be changing their name to Old Mistake

Shouldn't they have considered this years ago?

Extra Credit:



NSA and CIA must be doing their jobs keeping govt info secret: It turns out the Great Recession ended June 2009! Who knew? Nobody..That's my point...Govt is getting better at keeping these things secret unless...wait a minute....isn't there some witch's curse for amnesia? I think there is, which leads back to whether that DE GOP Senate candidate has told all she knows? This Just In needs to know!

The Vatican is stunned to discover the Vatican Bank is under investigation for money laundering, they just thought all the washers were to remove DNA evidence from robes for other investigations.

Saints are reporting that Reggie Bush has been placed on the injured reserve. No comment on whether his "kneecaps were broken" once he failed to pay back some of his large private college loans.



NY Giants running back Brandon Jacobs proudly announced today that the police are no longer investigating him for gambling ties once it became clear it was a helmet, and not a towel that was thrown during Sunday's debacle against the Colts.



Wichita State also announces they have no ties with witches whatsoever and therefore should be omitted from the Witches version of "This just In". Therefore, nevermind everybody. nevermind.

This just in: People in Cleveland still mad at Lebron and hate the Heat. Reactions from people on the street "Oh, LeBron? Yeah dat dude no go me for gol maaaan. Know wat i'm sayin maan? Hey ya gota dolla you can spare?"



Bush returned the Heisman Trophy this past week. Administrators said they don't plan on presenting it to any others. Runner-up to Bush, Vince Young was quoted "Man, I didn't even get caught and they won't give it to me!"



GOP hopeful O'donell has received a new endorsement today from Steve Jobs and the Dungeons and Dragons Party of California.

imuakahuku wrote:
Pres. Obama attends church for the first time in months. When asked about the service he replied "It was great. But they need more space between the pews, there's no room for my rug".

Overheard this week: White House releases statement on President's relgiosity. "The President is a Christian who prays daily (5 times, facing East)."

snoscythe wrote:
The Vatican is stunned to discover the Vatican Bank is under investigation for money laundering, they just thought all the washers were to remove DNA evidence from robes for other investigations.

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HoosierCougar wrote:

"The President is a Christian who prays daily (5 times, facing East)."

or into the mirror