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BoiseBYUUtah head coach Kyle Whittingham, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Ute flag in the window. "this
house is yours for eternity, Kyle," said God. "This is very special. Not everyone gets a house up here." Kyle felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a Blue and White sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Y flag, and in every window, he could see Cougar fans. Kyle looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach. I won a BCS game, MWC championships, and got my school invited to the PAC 10."
God said, "So what do you want to know Kyle?"
"Well, why does Bronco Mendenhall get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Kyle, that's not Bronco Mendenhall's house; that's mine."
house is yours for eternity, Kyle," said God. "This is very special. Not everyone gets a house up here." Kyle felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three story mansion with a Blue and White sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Y flag, and in every window, he could see Cougar fans. Kyle looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach. I won a BCS game, MWC championships, and got my school invited to the PAC 10."
God said, "So what do you want to know Kyle?"
"Well, why does Bronco Mendenhall get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Kyle, that's not Bronco Mendenhall's house; that's mine."