This Just In--Down and Dirty Edition

Federal inspectors go to chicken farm in Iowa and find 8 foot high mounds of manure. Ok, since when did the MWC move to Iowa?



Inspectors also found rodents. This makes more sense and explains the recent absence of Hair Thompson.



Chilean authorities say it will take four months to drill down to trapped miners. BP immediately issued a news release blaming Halliburton



Researchers have discovered a new deadly dinosaur. They named it the "Bakur Bondoc." Which is Latin for the "BCS Boondoggle."

BYU deadline closes in. WAC says "deadline" is the wrong word. More like "the walls, our life and our existence"



The Hair swears in his wrath that if BYU and all their fans and money walk out the door he'll shave his beloved locks in protest, which surely BYU would want to prevent and therefore stay. 15 minutes before holding a press conference, BYU ships a pair of clippers.



Deseret news announces massive layoffs amidst a major org redesign. During the same week, BYU's 'other' sports are now homeless and therefore in need of no media coverage. Coincidence?



LDS church officially 'normalizes' relationships with Chinese government. Normal is defined as no missionaries or missionary-work, no Jon Huntsman, and no green jello.



At 5pm today US combat operations in Iraq will cease. MWC combat operations against the WAC should end at about the same time.



BYU family studies releases new findings that boys who grew up with sisters enjoy happier, healthier lives. Results are questioned once the study reveals that only one test subject actually survived hazardous 'girlie and cutsy' treatment.



Rumors are that only four people on BYU's campus know what's going on with football independence. All four are locked in a secret room making decisions, next to BYU's dinosaur bones and food storage. underneath the stadium. With Jimmy Hoffa. Watching "Rudy".

Good job, both of you!

CougarClaw wrote:

Deseret news announces massive layoffs amidst a major org redesign. During the same week, BYU's 'other' sports are now homeless and therefore in need of no media coverage. Coincidence?



LDS church officially 'normalizes' relationships with Chinese government. Normal is defined as no missionaries or missionary-work, no Jon Huntsman, and no green jello.

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