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MWC to now stand for Managing Without Cougars



Mtn to change name to the Molehill



BSU to now stand for Boy Sucks [to be] Us



Hair Thompson to now stand for NOTHING



FSU's new cheer: Out Five Million! clap clap clap clap clap clap! Out Five Million!



UNR's new cheer: "What's up with the five milllion? clap clap clap clap clap clap What's up with the five milllion?"



Wyoming's new cheer: "-----"*



New Mexico's new cheer: "Fear Elizabeth Lambert! clap clap clap clap clap clap Fear Elizabeth Lambert!"



*Due to BYU's departure, WY fans are asking themselves why they should go to any games this year to see a crappy team in gale force winds that sometimes are blizzards to boot. Accordingly, no new cheers have been reported. We apologize for this inconvenience"

Wyoming discovers new cheer which amazingly sounds like the old cheer when yelled in the freezing cold: Brrrrring more beer, brrrrring more beer."



As the winter deepens in Wyoming and everything grinds to a halt because of the bitter cold, the state starts to realize that Hell is freezing over.

MWC commissioners trying to develop new name for conference. Some leaning toward, "The MWC... minus Utah, BYU, and 65% of our revenue and viewers... plus a few WAC teams... but we're stronger. Seriously."

Others say name is too long and will be difficult to fit on conference logo.



UNR/UNLV pumped for their new rivalry. Rumors have it that a beer-shaped trophy with the words "Second to Last" inscribed on it is already in the works.



Milk cartons are being released throughout the nation with "Reasons Why Houston is a Powerhouse" on the "missing" label. Call if you find them.



Wyoming head coach inquires of Craig Thompson, "Is there any way we could set up a bowl which would pit the 5th place MWC team vs. Fresno State?"



CSU chancellor threatening to sue Mountain West if "record concessions" are not made. Argues that Nevada's recent announcement officially makes them a member of the MWC, making the Ram's conference record for the 2009 season 1-8. Conference officials argue, "c'mon, that's still pretty pathetic."



Inside sources claiming BYU and AFA having talks regarding BYU sharing broadcasting technology if AFA shares F-16 air-strike technology. Sports journalists aren't jumping to conclusions, but some say this sheds light on Holmoe recently asking Hair for his address so that he can get a "head start" on his Christmas letters.

Italics wrote:

Inside sources claiming BYU and AFA having talks regarding BYU sharing broadcasting technology if AFA shares F-16 air-strike technology. Sports journalists aren't jumping to conclusions, but some say this sheds light on Holmoe recently asking Hair for his address so that he can get a "head start" on his Christmas letters.

HAHAHAHAHAH CLASSIC!!!!!

BoiseBYU wrote:
Mtn to change name to the Molehill

I'm calling this one right now...Welcome to the MWC Molehill! See how those Wyoming car repair ads go over in Boise! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

These are top notch work hilarious. Mtn to molehill was my favorite.



Here's one :

The WAC to approach the mwc about purchasing the name ' mountain' from their conference name so that we can have the mwac and the AC( pronounced 'ack!'). The price? About $5 million x 2.



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