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CougarClawi've had the unfortunate experience to read all of the qb update threads over the last two weeks and outside of the very helpful stats, the argument almost always breaks down the same. It's the same thread each time. thought I'd summarize and save anyone else the trouble.
Kitic: Heaps threw 17/18, Nelson threw 19/20. Nelson should start
everyone else: you're a Nelson-lover!
Kitic: am not
everyone else: are too!
Kitic: CLEARLY I'm not, y'all are Heaps-man crushers
everyone else: we are not
Kitic: are too!
everyone else: Just because Heaps is the chosen one doesn't mean we have man crushes!
Kitic: um...yes it does.
everyone else: no it doesn't. you're just bitter cause Heaps is a better qb
Kitic: look at the numbers. I've been unbiased.
everyone else: you didn't break them out right, besides, we don't like your tone of voice.
Kitic: tone of voice! I'm typing. what tone would you prefer
everyone else: LIAR!
Kitic: am not.
everyone else: lying again! besides we just want byu to win with whichever qb- as long as its Heaps
Kitic: I like Heaps now but I've always been open to change.
everyone else: but Nelson threw interceptions!
Kitic that's why I like heaps.
everyone else: but nelson fumbled!
Kitic: I saw Heaps in person and he was better
everyone else: How can you say that when Heaps' throws were the definition of spiral-acity.
Kitic: is this thing on? I like heaps now.
everyone else: oh.
Kitic: Heaps threw 17/18, Nelson threw 19/20. Nelson should start
everyone else: you're a Nelson-lover!
Kitic: am not
everyone else: are too!
Kitic: CLEARLY I'm not, y'all are Heaps-man crushers
everyone else: we are not
Kitic: are too!
everyone else: Just because Heaps is the chosen one doesn't mean we have man crushes!
Kitic: um...yes it does.
everyone else: no it doesn't. you're just bitter cause Heaps is a better qb
Kitic: look at the numbers. I've been unbiased.
everyone else: you didn't break them out right, besides, we don't like your tone of voice.
Kitic: tone of voice! I'm typing. what tone would you prefer
everyone else: LIAR!
Kitic: am not.
everyone else: lying again! besides we just want byu to win with whichever qb- as long as its Heaps
Kitic: I like Heaps now but I've always been open to change.
everyone else: but Nelson threw interceptions!
Kitic that's why I like heaps.
everyone else: but nelson fumbled!
Kitic: I saw Heaps in person and he was better
everyone else: How can you say that when Heaps' throws were the definition of spiral-acity.
Kitic: is this thing on? I like heaps now.
everyone else: oh.

