QB recruit Chase Hansen; funny SL Trib snafu

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/sports/50087053-77/hansen-chase-family-fork.html.csp



In an interesting article about the ruling on the eligibility of a QB recruit, the writer says Chase Hansen "tore his labium last year". I wonder if he knows the difference between "shoulder parts" and "lady parts".

Aside from the obvious error you've gotta love the author's name! LOL!



Go Cougs!!!



J. Child

Ammon, ID

labium? I mean, technically labia just means lips, but I'm not aware of any lips on your shoulder...

tmoney35 wrote:
labium? I mean, technically labia just means lips, but I'm not aware of any lips on your shoulder...

While technically correct, I've never heard the ones on a face reffered to as labia. Also, that makes the screwup not nearly as funny. ;)

That has GOT to hurt! Not only is he injured in a very sensitive area, he also just found out he's a woman!

byutx wrote:
While technically correct, I've never heard the ones on a face reffered to as labia. Also, that makes the screwup not nearly as funny. ;)

I blame taking anatomy this summer. It's brainwashed me into only thinking in anatomical terms.



Still, I wonder what the reporter actually meant?

tmoney35 wrote:

While technically correct, I've never heard the ones on a face reffered to as labia. Also, that makes the screwup not nearly as funny. ;)

I blame taking anatomy this summer. It's brainwashed me into only thinking in anatomical terms.



Still, I wonder what the reporter actually meant?

Torn labrum, most likely.



http://orthopedics.about.com/od/shoulderelbow/a/labrum.htm

tmoney35 wrote:

While technically correct, I've never heard the ones on a face reffered to as labia. Also, that makes the screwup not nearly as funny. ;)

I blame taking anatomy this summer. It's brainwashed me into only thinking in anatomical terms.



Still, I wonder what the reporter actually meant?

Torn LABRUM is a common injury, especially among quarterbacks and pitchers.

The kid hurt his labium and then this quote from the article.



Chase was not present at the hearing. Brian Hansen said his son could not locate his “church clothes”



sounds like a future frute to me.

tmoney35 wrote:

While technically correct, I've never heard the ones on a face reffered to as labia. Also, that makes the screwup not nearly as funny. ;)

I blame taking anatomy this summer. It's brainwashed me into only thinking in anatomical terms.



Still, I wonder what the reporter actually meant?

You took anatomy and you don't know what the labrum is?

It took several hours, but the trib fixed the mistake.

Schmoe wrote:
You took anatomy and you don't know what the labrum is?

I'll admit, I felt a little sheepish when I read that it's a common injury, but there are tens of thousands of muscles and ligaments and bones and nerves and blood vessels other miscellaneous body structures, so no, I didn't learn all of them in a one semester.

And hey, technically your mouth is a sphincter, but not too many people refer to it that way.

mraven wrote:
And hey, technically your mouth is a sphincter, but not too many people refer to it that way.

No, I've made the connection several times at RES.

Hahaha! POTD!

mraven wrote:
And hey, technically your mouth is a sphincter, but not too many people refer to it that way.

That may be an explanation for this: He actually can read English, he just applied the stuff to the wrong sphincter.



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There's also one in your stomach, I believe. Also, your spine (or neck?) has a cervix.

Ya not only is he a women chase hansen is a waste of a cougar jersey!!! No wonder they suck

Ah, yes... that pac-10 quality yewt education shining through yet again.

U fan wrote:
YaYeah(insert comma) not only is he a womenwoman(insert comma) cChase hHansen is a waste of a cCougar jersey (consider revising this phrase, as the implication that a Cougar jersey can be wasted is counter to your argument.)!!! No wonder they suck(insert punctuation of some sort. Perhaps a period, or an exclamation point if you are feeling particularly boisterous) (Also, consider revising this sentence; not only is this a sentence fragment, it isn't factually accurate - and, worse, if it were assumed to be accurate, it would only make Utah look worse, as they've lost 3 of the last 4 to BYU.)

Here are some corrections to your trolling post you may want to make to be taken the least bit seriously. Of course, if you were merely trying to pass yourself off as a Utah graduate, you certainly accomplished that goal. As is, your current grade is:



FAIL

redneckjedi wrote:

YaYeah(insert comma) not only is he a womenwoman(insert comma) cChase hHansen is a waste of a cCougar jersey (consider revising this phrase, as the implication that a Cougar jersey can be wasted is counter to your argument.)!!! No wonder they suck(insert punctuation of some sort. Perhaps a period, or an exclamation point if you are feeling particularly boisterous) (Also, consider revising this sentence; not only is this a sentence fragment, it isn't factually accurate - and, worse, if it were assumed to be accurate, it would only make Utah look worse, as they've lost 3 of the last 4 to BYU.)

Here are some corrections to your trolling post you may want to make to be taken the least bit seriously. Of course, if you were merely trying to pass yourself off as a Utah graduate, you certainly accomplished that goal. As is, your current grade is:



FAIL

Bravo sir, Bravo!! I laughed out loud at this one!



Redneckjedi gets the Post of the Day award!



Hawkwing give him his gold star!!!