Llamaweezer wrote:
Let's be honest most BYU football fans will watch the UTAH Pac 10 games.
If by "Let's be honest" you meant "It's opposite day! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!1!", then yeah, sure. If you really want me to be honest, though, I will: I have never watched a yewt football game where they were neither playing BYU nor having a direct impact on BYU's post season possibilities. With the yewts in the PAC-10, the latter will NEVER apply, and therefore I (and the large number of BYU fans like me - you know, since we're all such brainwashed zoobs, or whatever you yewts say up there) will NEVER watch those games.
You have failed to realize the distinction between a yewt fan and a BYU fan. BYU fans are BYU fans first. That is why our stadium is always full, no matter who is there. You yewts are a speed bump along our trail to fame and glory, and have been for
decades. We couldn't care less how your classless organization fares, wherever it decides to play. Yewt fans, on the other hand, are generally BYU haters first. And it's not just the fans; it's the team, as well. Ever since Wayne Howard threw a hissy fit about Marc Wilson breaking an NCAA record against him in the waning minutes of yet another beatdown, beating BYU has defined your program's very existence - which, ironically, it has not done with much consistency since that moment.
If we're being honest, the second you stop playing BYU will be the second your program begins to wither and die. Your hatred for us is your lifeblood. Now that you left us behind, your tiny little stadium will remain empty and your bipolar team will have no big games to get up for. The losses will mount, there will be no bowl game to look forward to, and worse, no BYU to look forward to. Nobody to accuse of being self-righteous from within your drunken haze. Nobody to flip off prematurely, as Doman hits Pitman down the sideline on 4th and 17. Nobody to jeer at as Luke Staley takes an option pitch to the house as your defensive line watches, helpless. Nobody to mock as Harline pulls in a TD pass without a yewt within 15 yards. Nobody to swear at as Max Hall, playing with a Type III shoulder sprain, finds Austin Collie on 4th and 18, allowing Harvey to bulldoze your DBs on the way to the endzone. Nobody to make Mormon jokes about as your stooges in pass coverage tackle each other and let Andrew George race untouched into the endzone. No, your hatred for BYU will leave a void that cannot be filled by endless beatdowns at the hands of bigger thugs than yourselves like UCLA and USC, or playing Colorado every year as a "rival." (What will we call that, the Debauchery Bowl?) You won't be able to fill it with anything. It will remain empty. Like your stadium.
In fact, if we're being honest, the real truth is that you yewts will still watch BYU in the vain hope of actually seeing them lose. We, on the other hand, won't give you a second thought. And that's what will hurt you even more than losing: being completely forgotten.
Enjoy!