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FBI arrests 10 people as Russian spys; in other news Russian embassy announces plans to close shop for the foreseeable future; in further news 27 visting Chinese scientists suddenly buy one-way tickets back to China



WAC announces no present plans to add any schools to conference; unnamed official explains that UC Davis has to increase its stadium size to 15,000 first



More bad news for the WAC: NCAA states that as long as NMSU is in conference, WAC has to the take the "Athletic" out of the conference name



PAC 10 to describe joinder of Utah and Colorado as the "CUTE" expansion



FIFA anounces that it will do certain play reviews in upcoming games; but first they need to fix their Sony Betamax; it keeps jamming

FIFA announces today that they accidentally received the wrong balls for the World Cup. Due to an order mix-up the correct balls were shipped to Green Elementary School in central California. One official was quoted as saying "hey I can palm these balls!"



WC (A dropped per NCAA rules) announces a new age of parity and competitivism. An official said off the record (hence the reference and announcement) "With BSU we had one great team and a lot of lousy teams. But now with them (BSU) leaving they (rest of the teams) all suck which will lead to a different conference champ nearly every year".



Obama to seek re-election in 2012, and is leading currently with over 100% of the vote. Due to enhanced goverment agencies, results will be available in record time-one whitehouse official believes the results should be tabulated and published by May 2012.

Cisco announces the attractive new "Cius tablet" for business. 95% of elegible customers view the announcement positively and post supporting comments ... from their ipads.



US soccer star Landon Donavon declares FIFA needs additional officials to catch player errors. His ex-wife posts very similar comments about player errors.



After MWC guard Trevon Willis is booked on felony charges coupled with previous dismissals of players for drug use, UNLV immediately applies for Pac-10 membership. Arizona, Colorado, USC, and UCLA all immediately back the bid calling UNLV a 'good cultural fit'.



Texas Tech coach questions Big 12 longevity given brazen compensation disparity among the conference schools. All 60+ non-AQ schools in the nation send sympathy cards to the suffering program.

Good one. The PAC-10 is changing their name to Jail House-12.

scott715 wrote:
Good one. The PAC-10 is changing their name to Jail House-12.

Is Tre'Von Willis transferring to a PAC-10 school?

CougarClaw wrote:
Cisco announces the attractive new "Cius tablet" for business. 95% of elegible customers view the announcement positively and post supporting comments ... from their ipads.



US soccer star Landon Donavon declares FIFA needs additional officials to catch player errors. His ex-wife posts very similar comments about player errors.



After MWC guard Trevon Willis is booked on felony charges coupled with previous dismissals of players for drug use, UNLV immediately applies for Pac-10 membership. Arizona, Colorado, USC, and UCLA all immediately back the bid calling UNLV a 'good cultural fit'.



Texas Tech coach questions Big 12 longevity given brazen compensation disparity among the conference schools. All 60+ non-AQ schools in the nation send sympathy cards to the suffering program.

Imua and Scott I liked yours alot, but Claw these are hilarious! I wish I'd wwritten them!

BoiseBYU wrote:



Imua and Scott I liked yours alot, but Claw these are hilarious! I wish I'd wwritten them!

after years of sad emulation attempts, I finally got some good ones! High praise indeed from the master "This Just In-er"!