This Just In

Portugal beats North Korea 7 - 0 at the world cup; NK immediately threatens all out nuclear war and blames South Korea and the United States for its loss



Tom Holmoe fishing in Alaska; PAC 10's been doing some fishing too and look at the suckers they brought in!



Back to the world cup: we have finally found the horns that brought down Jericho--it is the vuvuzele



Ron Artest thanks his shrink for all she has done; I guess that is good, but if I were the Lakers I'd ask the doctor to work on Artest's shooting, passing, and dribbling skills.....

All Utah fans who were frUte fans only because of their hatred of all things BYU now become UNLV fans quadrupling the Rebel fan base.



Utah at a loss to explain sudden drop of fan base until they come to the conclusion that their fans are now coming to the games dressed as empty seats.