Top 5 things utes are scared of:

Today Unga is officially gone, maybe he'll Manase it, doubtful. But there is still lots to look forward to and hope for, I'm glad I'm a Cougar and not a Ute. Here's why.

1-We've not played well, but they obliterated utah. TCU blood red and purplehttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v697/ag_in_tx/blog/a62290e6.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">

2-Scheduling No excuses or using bowls as credit, choose winners, play winners, and prove it early by playing teams like this: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:D7bKX8zCCbYBnM:http://realsportsheroes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ou-logo.png" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">, http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cf_YXyoKfjf8nM:http://community.post-gazette.com/cfs-file.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.UserFiles/00.00.00.21.65/FSU_2D00_Helmet.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">, http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:snIVkTFVLtS5YM:http://missouricolumns.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/texas-longhorn-logo.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">

3-Used to be afraid of this guy (2 of 3 years) http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:iqGZ0wD6SaJbKM:http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/47/470642.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%"> now they'll fear the next QB for 3-4 years...scary.

4-Y speed is a 'comin on both sides. http://www.deseretnews.com/photos/midres/2161619.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">

5-Any man who puts his players in shants, and can't win, and is a tool (most of ute coaches)http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3BaJMgGKAmE/R72tLdrqwnI/AAAAAAAAC_g/WVzE6VKgWe4/s400/Jim+Boylen+Angry.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">

To be Considered: Incoming Y RBs, Pac-0 status when they know this:

Total MWC Championships

BYU: 130

Utah: 47,

Bronco Mendenhall, Tradition, Spirit, Honor (honor and tradition especially-Kind of like the UVU, USU, complexes). Frank the Tank, Air Force, the Muss, and not having anything or anyone to hate since BYU has already terminated the holy war.





This is mostly in jest, but also very serious.

I think we're all scared of TCU!

Sorry to say but I actually might call the Pendleton one a face mask maybe?

jmvcougar wrote:
Sorry to say but I actually might call the Pendleton one a face mask maybe?

Tough to say from the still, but it doesn't look like he's grasping anything with his right hand in that shot. If he does, it is. If he does not, there's no incidental face mask penalty anymore, so he's fine.



Also, I think there's an exception that says the refs will look the other way if it's a :utard: . ;)

jmvcougar wrote:
Sorry to say but I actually might call the Pendleton one a face mask maybe?

Its only a penalty if a flag is thrown. I'm pretty sure Wynn is crying in that picture...

I'd say that the #1 thing Utes are afraid of is a virtuous woman. #2 is having to look in the mirror. And #3 is 2010-11 Cougars.

The reintroduction of prohibition.

1 Officer Jones

2 Officer Smith

3 Officer Brown

4 Officer White

5 Math 101



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A spelling bee

Mormons.

Any 4th and 18 situation

a sold out :utard: stadium

Them :utard: are reaching for their ultimate goal:



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A dentist.



A hair stylist.



A gymnasium

A paternity test.

The last play of the football regular season.

Deodorant ....



Did ya hear the one about the Ute who put the odor eaters in his shoes? Half hour later, the guy disappeared! :P

The K9 unit showing up after getting pulled over

that their is a God, and/or a fair judgement...