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HoosierCougarJust as the road to hell is paved with good intentions, it is likewise important that we remain vigilant with our allegiances. Here's a quick checklist to make sure you aren't being influenced unwittingly to the red side (with apologies to rednecks and the Vike's fan I heard lay this on the Packers).
Indicators that you may be a :utard:
17. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree
16. You can entertain yourself for >15 minutes with a fly swatter
15. You were surprised to learn the the Nutcracker is not just something to do off the high dive
14. The Salvation Army declines your furniture donation
13. You offered your destitute neighbor the shirt off your back, and he declined
12. You have the local taxedermist on speed dial... under "Meat Guy"
11. You come back from the dump with more than you took
10. You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table
9. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower
8. Your gas cap is red... and resembles a bandana
7. You are puzzled how gas stations keep their restooms so clean
6. You consider your license plate "personalized" because your dad made it
5. Career options still open include Fireworks Stand Operator, Gas Station Attendant, and, ironically enough, President of BYU
4. You have a complete set of salad bowls... all labeled "Cool Whip"
3. Your buffet table looks remarkably like an ironing board
2. You are grateful for the "back scratcher" your Cougar friends left next to the commode
and finally, the #1 indicator you may be a :utard: : That not-so-friendly vibe you get from Max Hall.
Indicators that you may be a :utard:
17. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree
16. You can entertain yourself for >15 minutes with a fly swatter
15. You were surprised to learn the the Nutcracker is not just something to do off the high dive
14. The Salvation Army declines your furniture donation
13. You offered your destitute neighbor the shirt off your back, and he declined
12. You have the local taxedermist on speed dial... under "Meat Guy"
11. You come back from the dump with more than you took
10. You keep a can of raid on the kitchen table
9. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower
8. Your gas cap is red... and resembles a bandana
7. You are puzzled how gas stations keep their restooms so clean
6. You consider your license plate "personalized" because your dad made it
5. Career options still open include Fireworks Stand Operator, Gas Station Attendant, and, ironically enough, President of BYU
4. You have a complete set of salad bowls... all labeled "Cool Whip"
3. Your buffet table looks remarkably like an ironing board
2. You are grateful for the "back scratcher" your Cougar friends left next to the commode
and finally, the #1 indicator you may be a :utard: : That not-so-friendly vibe you get from Max Hall.