It's a great day to be a UTE!...

It was perfect weather and I was driving around town and minding my own business when I noticed the car ahead of me had this awful and cheesy-looking white vinyl lettering running vertically down the right side of the rear window. It said "UTES". It was some kind of funky script but made with block letters, slightly better than a homemade effort and only a :utard: would love it. Then I looked at the license plate holder and it said, It's a great day to be a Ute... So as I'm driving behind them I found myself thinking of ways for a Ute to finish that statement so that it would be true. Maybe someone can help me out with more of them but this came to mind...It would be a great day to be the Utes' Team Reproductive Therapist...You could go fishing EVERY day because you wouldn't have any patients...since they're sackless. :roll:

Excellent topic. So many possibilities. . .



It's a great day to be a Ute Huntsman Center Financial Manager. You can plan on less payroll next basketball season - no one in the stands to clean up after. Oh shucks, I forgot about women's volleyball and gymnastics. Delete the above.

It's a great day to be a (former) Ute (granted his release)

State of Utah just legalized 'medicinal' marijuana?