So'oto Goes Down Again

Just got word hat Vic tore his acl and is now finished playing football at byu. This really sucks. Our dline is going to have some major issues without him.



I also heard that Heaps was put in time out this morning by Bronco for being spoiled and stuck up.



Lastly, Kyle Vannoy decided to transfer to Notre Dame to be with Manti Teo.



Man, what a bad day.

OK, you had me for a second.



Sort of like I had my 18 year old son when I told him the church announced it's extending young men's missions to 30 months.

April 1, 2010

Utah Football signs a recruit who promptly beats up his baseball coach.



A Ute basketball player gets suspended for throwing an elbow at an opponent.



Jim Boylen steals a basketball from the opposing team during play.



Utah basketball loses half its team over the last month. 2 due to graduation.











APRIL FOO...oh...wait...

Unfortunately, it wouldn't surprise me one iota if this wasn't an April Fools joke.



85- they wouldn't be so funny if they weren't so true.



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Florwood wrote:
OK, you had me for a second.



Sort of like I had my 18 year old son when I told him the church announced it's extending young men's missions to 30 months.

:lol: :lol:

That item with So'oto was NOT funny considering his history.

Soooo ...... April's 1st joke??? Yes or no???? Actually - this isn't funny - I had to call 911 for chest pain!!!! Nooo!!!!!!

:bug: :bug:

CannonCougar85 wrote:
Utah Football signs a recruit who promptly beats up his baseball coach.



A Ute basketball player gets suspended for throwing an elbow at an opponent.



Jim Boylen steals a basketball from the opposing team during play.



Utah basketball loses half its team over the last month. 2 due to graduation.











APRIL FOO...oh...wait...

Ziiiiinnnnggggg!!! Harsh, but zing.

Florwood wrote:
OK, you had me for a second.



Sort of like I had my 18 year old son when I told him the church announced it's extending young men's missions to 30 months.

Weird, I keep having recurring dreams that I'm on a second mission, I've been out for three years by this time, and they won't send me home.

jonnylingo wrote:
Just got word hat Vic tore his acl and is now finished playing football at byu. This really sucks. Our dline is going to have some major issues without him.



I also heard that Heaps was put in time out this morning by Bronco for being spoiled and stuck up.



Lastly, Kyle Vannoy decided to transfer to Notre Dame to be with Manti Teo.



Man, what a bad day.

I've known all day that something like this would come up, but I still was devastated about Vic as I was reading it.

kjjson wrote:

Just got word hat Vic tore his acl and is now finished playing football at byu. This really sucks. Our dline is going to have some major issues without him.



I also heard that Heaps was put in time out this morning by Bronco for being spoiled and stuck up.



Lastly, Kyle Vannoy decided to transfer to Notre Dame to be with Manti Teo.



Man, what a bad day.

I've known all day that something like this would come up, but I still was devastated about Vic as I was reading it.

Sorry, I am usually pretty annoyed when people do things like this but I couldn't help it on April 1st.

Ok brother, 20 push-ups.

After I restarted my heart, I decided that we need to put Matt Reynolds, Harvey Unga, Andew Rich, Brian Logan, and Vic in steel belted bubble balls til Sept. Just the thought was too much.



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BerliNY wrote:

OK, you had me for a second.



Sort of like I had my 18 year old son when I told him the church announced it's extending young men's missions to 30 months.

Weird, I keep having recurring dreams that I'm on a second mission, I've been out for three years by this time, and they won't send me home.

I keep having a dream that they send me on a mission and I have to leave my wife and 4 kids.

kiwibacon wrote:

Florwood wrote:
OK, you had me for a second.



Sort of like I had my 18 year old son when I told him the church announced it's extending young men's missions to 30 months.

Weird, I keep having recurring dreams that I'm on a second mission, I've been out for three years by this time, and they won't send me home.

I keep having a dream that they send me on a mission and I have to leave my wife and 4 kids.

That's funny, because I keep having a dream that they send me on a mission and I have to TAKE my wife and kids!

Good one. It made me laugh. ;)

My investments class today had the following quiz today:



What is the current arbitrage-free price of a 60-strike call option on XYZ shares based on the hypothetical but simple one-period binomial model capturing the essential intuition of arbitrage-free pricing for options if XYZ shares are currently selling for $50 and in one year the stock price will be either $75 or $35 (no other possible prices) the stock does not pay a dividend and the risk free rate is 5.00%. (show your work in terms of delta and a hedging strategy)



He let us stew for about 1 minute before announcing the quiz was a farce...I've never had a teacher pull that one on me before.

CougarClaw wrote:
My investments class today had the following quiz today:



What is the current arbitrage-free price of a 60-strike call option on XYZ shares based on the hypothetical but simple one-period binomial model capturing the essential intuition of arbitrage-free pricing for options if XYZ shares are currently selling for $50 and in one year the stock price will be either $75 or $35 (no other possible prices) the stock does not pay a dividend and the risk free rate is 5.00%. (show your work in terms of delta and a hedging strategy)



He let us stew for about 1 minute before announcing the quiz was a farce...I've never had a teacher pull that one on me before.

This is a very simple question and it has a very simple answer. You get the option for free because the company is too big to fail and you get paid full face value at expiration at an over inflated price, but it's all good because now we have "FREE" healthcare! :whistle: