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New mascot for BYU football

by Florwood · 3/29/2010

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Florwood
Because maybe we need a new mascot. Anytime we yell "BYU Cougars", someone is thinking Terri Hatcher or Demi Moore.



So I propose we become the "BYU Great Danes". We can use the dog pictured below, all 245 pounds, and maybe even bring back live mascots on the field. And replace the haka with Danish viking war chants.



http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/5/7/4/19574.jpg?v=1" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">
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Guest
BYU Great Dames? How is that better than the Cougars?
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scott715
Sounds like a lady's name - Dame.
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Lawboy
Hey, if people want to think Courtney Cox, Demi Moore, Teri Hatcher, etc when talking BYU sports, that is fine by me. I am sure the Houston Cougars and Wazzou Cougars are fine with it too. Word association with hot chicks is a GOOD thing.
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ABYUFAN
And you'd have the added problem that Dane Crowton would think that HE is the new mascot... ;)
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CougarClaw
You guys are hilarious. Great dames?



Just in case you WEREN'T kidding,

Dane is the dog.

Dames are chicas

Utes are both.
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cougarsunited
Sloooooooooooow day.....
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BerliNY
My wife is attending the University at Albany (State Univ. of NY) and their mascot is a Great Dane.
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I don't think it's a good look for a sports team. The whole "cougar = hot older woman" thing will pass. Cougar football was here first and will still be here after.



I can only imagine what the SUNY Albany sports teams had to endure when scooby-doo was popular.
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BerliNY
Better picture of Mr. Doo.

Apparently the mascot was changed to the Great Danes from the "Pedagogues" ... I don't imagine the ratification vote was that close.
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rblack
BerliNY wrote:
Better picture of Mr. Doo.

Apparently the mascot was changed to the Great Danes from the "Pedagogues" ... I don't imagine the ratification vote was that close.
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I don't know, some of those teachers can scare you just by looking at you. Pedagogues is a catchy name. :roll: :lol:
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Mingjai
Lawboy wrote:
Hey, if people want to think Courtney Cox, Demi Moore, Teri Hatcher, etc when talking BYU sports, that is fine by me. I am sure the Houston Cougars and Wazzou Cougars are fine with it too. Word association with hot chicks is a GOOD thing.


Yes, much better to be associated with cougars like this:



http://www.gossipcheck.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/courtney-cox.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



this:



http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/11/01-07/demi_moore1_300_400.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



or this:



http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/imageBank/cache/t/Teri-Hatcher-HUB.jpg_e_78137be33a967c29f10c2b17980b3f17.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



than dames like this:



http://www.topnews.in/files/Dame-Judi-Dench.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



or this:



http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/dame-helen-mirren.jpg" alt="" loading="lazy" style="max-width:100%">



Don't get me wrong, I like Judi Dench as an actress.
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YBrit
Or change our name to a Native American that diminished the Ute indian tribe before white men came to the valley.



Just one up the Hawks (proposed name) up north.



Swoop sounds like a big loser that spends his free time at Valley Fair Mall trying to find change to get another earing. That should be Utah's mascot.
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Sammich
I knew this thread would improve with a few more pictures. Good job, Mingjai.
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snoscythe
Well, if we are going to remain the Cougars, I propose we rename the SuperFans, CougarsUnited, or whatever the weak student-fan organization calls itself currently to now be named:



Moderately Intelligent Leisurely Fans

































or MILF for short....the Basketball team could even put MILF on their pink game-shorts.
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ABYUFAN
Careful Sno, on the "other" board this kind of post would come with a punnishment.. :whistle:
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Guest
haha, I love the MILF idea. I'd much rather see a MILF than a MUSS!
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