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FlorwoodBecause maybe we need a new mascot. Anytime we yell "BYU Cougars", someone is thinking Terri Hatcher or Demi Moore.
So I propose we become the "BYU Great Danes". We can use the dog pictured below, all 245 pounds, and maybe even bring back live mascots on the field. And replace the haka with Danish viking war chants.

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So I propose we become the "BYU Great Danes". We can use the dog pictured below, all 245 pounds, and maybe even bring back live mascots on the field. And replace the haka with Danish viking war chants.

