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Utah's Foster wins MWC's DPOY; unfortunately, the first time he tried jumping this season, it was in the BYU game and he ended up spraining his ankle. He is now out the rest of the year.



Tiger Woods' college girl friend says Tiger should be given another chance; prostitute numbers 1 and 2 agree.



China bans Avatar, saying it is too close to Tibet to be seen by Chinese citizens; I think the Chinese are right, except Tibetans are not blue, do not have pointy ears, do not fly in gravity defying machines, do not live on a foreign planet, and do not have to listen and do what James Cameron says.



This Just In is willing to bet that China's ban on Avatar won't stop the Chinese from selling knock-off versions of the DVD.



Iranian President says 9/11 an illusion; this of course is from a man who declares his election legitimate.



Back to the 9/11 reference, now I know where Air Wolf has been these past few years.



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Utah to switch from Huntsman Center to an Outdoor Court in local park. Not only would this upgrade quality, but most experts agree that the attendance of passer-bys walking their dogs in the park would be an increase from the normal attendance at the Huntsman Center.

Oregon football to merge football lockerroom and campus police cell block. When the campus police were asked they said the move was to placate the rumblings of the Oregon Head Coach who was heard complaining about having to walk "all the way across campus to hold team meetings".

Good ones Imu and Furrious. How about this late breaking one: Orange Crushed--No, Really



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