This Just In

Oregon's Blount has really transformed himself since his senseless BSU punch. Since that fateful day he has transferred to Utah, plays basketball, and is a gangly white dude. Only problem is he still wants to hit people in the head



Luke Drca is stil willing to buy a vowell for $50

After Boilin's remarks about the "guy in the gray suit" that left the bench, I did some research, and found one of Boilin's ancestors not too distantly removed....



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Russia announces production of new stealth fighter; University of Utah announces that its stealth fighter is suspended for the Utes' next game for numerous defects



Ute diplomacy plows new ground: Coach Boylen tells Emery during the game that he will beat Emery up after the game



Being suspended, Marshall Henderson to embark on a new sports career--he's going to try out for dodge ball.



Was it me or did you think Henderson schwenked or lamberted his swing at Emery? I mean the dude's swing got himself a whole lot of unwanted attention, a dissapointed coach, and a ticket to the sidelines