I am down, downtown to Chinatown.
Shall our beloved Cougars fall victim to the alacritous Aggies? Or yea! Behold! Thine offense hath been thine affliction!
And it came to pass that indeed their first downs cometh and great was their number; for they were mighty unto the 3rd down conversion. And the completed pass did bless them, and their line did stay true to protect he who bears the ball. And may our runners be swift! May our special teams lay down the tackler that he may be disrupted greatly in his return. Oh blessed day! May the good Mangum baffle them with the strength of his arm. And Takitaki, Warner, and his brethren did gather great strength, and the Aggie did tremble.
I shall bring henceforth the avocado, and its brother the tomato. Twain is their fate, for the LORD did give man the guacamole. That he and his brethren may rejoice.