This Just In--Utah Won't Watch Rivalry Games Tonight

To protect the emotional stability of its players, Utah to black out tonight's Duke-NC and AZ-ASU games. The intensity of such rivalry games is just too intense for the emotionally fragile.

In a related vein, I was at the new Provo Temple open house the other day. In one of the murals, I saw a fine handsome cougar, but when I looked around at all the murals, I couldn't find a chicken hawk anywhere. Go figure!