This has to be a satire. I know that the Utes are this silly and arrogant, and could leak some of this nonsense in off-the-cuff, spontaneous speech. But I doubt that they would be this stupid in a prepared letter. I might have believed it if it had merely boasted of PAC 12 membership, which they always do.
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