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snoscythe....epidurals are the greatest thing ever. This is my round-about-way of announcing the birth of our third (second girl) this afternoon. The wife got her epidural, and a little over half-an-hour later, she was snoring her way through "labor" and I watched a few hours of ESPN and read 120+ pages of Arguing with Idiots during the "ordeal."
I love my kids, and I love my wife, but I want to adopt whoever developed the epidural (and I'm sure the wife agrees).
I love my kids, and I love my wife, but I want to adopt whoever developed the epidural (and I'm sure the wife agrees).

