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This Just In. Safety First!

by BoiseBYU · 1/9/2016

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This Just In is urging the Utah legislature to fund night lights for the basketball players at the University of Utah. With coach Kry so concerned about safety and nighttime so dark and scary, it seems the only prudent way forward.



Mr. Rogers (posthumously) applauds coach Kry's safety focus. This Just In doubts coach Kry ever watched Mr. Rogers' show. He no doubt would have freaked out every time Mr. Rogers opened the closet to hang up his sweater.



U of U natural history museum to replace dinosaur exhibit with Barney replicas.
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Utah has released their new basketball uniforms

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In unrelated news Coach Kry will forgo his well known red suit coat for a new suit

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Pac 12 to change motto to Home of Champion Prevaricating Chickens
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Coach Kry to be solicited to revise role of Joe Isuzu.
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U of U President says he wants to study how to improve the rivalry. One thought floating our there might be to encourage home fans not to throw beer on opposing team's fans....
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SkystheLimit
BoiseBYU wrote
U of U President says he wants to study how to improve the rivalry. One thought floating our there might be to encourage home fans not to throw beer on opposing team's fans....


Maybe he should start by encouraging the Utah fans to not be the most classless bunch on the planet.
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SkystheLimit
BoiseBYU wrote
U of U President says he wants to study how to improve the rivalry. One thought floating our there might be to encourage home fans not to throw beer on opposing team's fans....


Maybe he should start by encouraging the Utah fans to not be the most classless bunch of losers on the planet.
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blue42
SkystheLimit wrote:
BoiseBYU wrote
U of U President says he wants to study how to improve the rivalry. One thought floating our there might be to encourage home fans not to throw beer on opposing team's fans....


Maybe he should start by encouraging the Utah fans to not be the most classless bunch on the planet.


Or perhaps tell his players to quit being sackless! Interesting on how that should now be applied to their basketball team!
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blue42 wrote:
BoiseBYU wrote
U of U President says he wants to study how to improve the rivalry. One thought floating our there might be to encourage home fans not to throw beer on opposing team's fans....


Maybe he should start by encouraging the Utah fans to not be the most classless bunch on the planet.


Or perhaps tell his players to quit being sackless! Interesting on how that should now be applied to their basketball team!


It might improve the rivalry if they kept playing the games ... wait! Nah, that wouldn't work, the players wouldn't be safe!
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mtnradio wrote:
SkystheLimit wrote:
BoiseBYU wrote
U of U President says he wants to study how to improve the rivalry. One thought floating our there might be to encourage home fans not to throw beer on opposing team's fans....


Maybe he should start by encouraging the Utah fans to not be the most classless bunch on the planet.


Or perhaps tell his players to quit being sackless! Interesting on how that should now be applied to their basketball team!


It might improve the rivalry if they kept playing the games ... wait! Nah, that wouldn't work, the players wouldn't be safe!


They played it safe last night in the Huntsman Center in their safe loss to Oregon. :lol: :lol: :lol:



I must urge Coach Kry A Lot to play even more safely.
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