Also, statistically speaking, our most successful quarterbacks have short last names, 1-2 syllables. Hill, Hall, Beck, Young, Bosco, McMahon (yes, it has 3, but we say it like it has 2, right?), Detmer, Wilson, Shiede, Nielsen... With 3+, you're more likely to be a Feterik or an Engemann than a Sarkisian. ;)