This Just In

NFL to seek brains of deceased NFL players for concussion research. This, of course, probably excepts Ochocinco, Terrel Owens, and the owners of the Detroit Lions, because we're pretty certain there's nothng up there already



USC running back caught driving really cool SUV; he denies it--he claims it was Tiger Woods



Speaking of USC, NCAA to announce resolution of Reggie Bush probe. . . oh wait....check that...this announcement came from an alternate universe where people do what they are supposed to do regardless of the "names" involved



Tostitos Fiesta Bowl denies paying money for political purposes; I guess this shows what this bowl will do when the chips are down....

Update on USC's McKnight: The RB to stay in LA to do, according to Carrol, certain "paperwork" while Trojans travel to Emerald Bowl in SF. Apparently, like Tiger, McKnight can't drive his SUV that far...And what paperwork might we be talking about? And what is so special about LA that the "paperwork" HAS to be done in LA? Very unusual Speaking of USC, two starters and a top reserve declared academically ineligible...WOW....how bad in the class do you have to be at SC and have THAT happen?