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Brian Williams no doubt devastated by these developments--he thought he'd spend his time off from being a brave, danger-defying journalist and score a UNC doctorate.
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In more reform, UNC coaches to be required to take hearing and vision tests to ensure they are not, in fact, as the facts suggest, deaf, mute, and blind to what was going on around them.
Brian Williams no doubt devastated by these developments--he thought he'd spend his time off from being a brave, danger-defying journalist and score a UNC doctorate.
Back to UNC who knew that it stands for University Not Care
In more reform, UNC coaches to be required to take hearing and vision tests to ensure they are not, in fact, as the facts suggest, deaf, mute, and blind to what was going on around them.