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BoiseBYU1. Ukraine's military-trained dolphins join Russia. What a bunch of flippers.
2. Turkey President shuts down social media in advance of election. No one knew. He apparently announced it via Twitter.
3. U.S. Supreme Court announces that rich people can donate as much money in an election as they want. People are outraged! Meh. This Just In is not persuaded--hasn't this been going on for years already?
4. Man survives chainsaw in neck. Looks like he will pull through. His future is set: think of the money he will make at Halloween fright venues!
5. President Obama says Russia is just not acting like a 21st Century nation. Sigh. That's because it is not. It's a 20th Century dictatorship....
2. Turkey President shuts down social media in advance of election. No one knew. He apparently announced it via Twitter.
3. U.S. Supreme Court announces that rich people can donate as much money in an election as they want. People are outraged! Meh. This Just In is not persuaded--hasn't this been going on for years already?
4. Man survives chainsaw in neck. Looks like he will pull through. His future is set: think of the money he will make at Halloween fright venues!
5. President Obama says Russia is just not acting like a 21st Century nation. Sigh. That's because it is not. It's a 20th Century dictatorship....