The World Is Ending, Satan Has Been Unbounded

Caffeinated Coke Sold From BYU Vending Machine



I weep caustic tears of undiluted grief and horror. Paradise has been lost, never to be found again. Caffeinated Coke has been sold from a BYU vending machine.



My fine and magnificent brethren......and you too Schmoe, read this and lament the loss of innocence of those few who sold their souls for thirty ounces of corruption and utter damnation unto their soul. They now have no souls, they are all gingers.



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Caffeinated Coke is the bête noir of eternal salvation.



Now if it had been Dr. Pepper or even Cherry Diet Pepsi, the Lord surely would have looked the other way and maybe a few lashes, but there is no excuse for ones lip to even touch, a nose to smell Coke in any of its vile or depraved forms, with or without caffeine.



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Inca cola from the twighlight zone (bookstore) back in my day was the on campus caffeinated soda secret.

BYULV wrote:
Inca cola from the twighlight zone (bookstore) back in my day was the on campus caffeinated soda secret.

Inca Cola is a product of Peru, where I served my mission. There are about a million knock-offs of it down there because boy is it good! :D